If you love the Hamptons so much, why don't you buy a house there and stay in it forever, only exiting the darkness of your splendor for $15 tomato soup? Please?
More merrymakers after the jump.
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But they are there for the Social at the Ross school the lamest concert concept since Woodstock 2. Musicians who don't care about music anymore and famous people who don't care about music. I guess they're all there for the elbow rubbing at 10:30pm.
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IS THAT STEVE GUTTENBERG? It is not a party till that guy shows up. That's why this decade is sucking. Not enough Guttenberg.
MMMMM the Gute. Delicious. #1 on my Celebrity Exceptions List. Rowr.
It is my contention that, Weekend at Bernies, would have been much better had the Gute been in it. No offense to Johnathon Silverman. I know I'm right.
I heard them interview Guttenberg after Merv Griffin died. How random was that? Of all people, that guy?
That is major random. Maybe the universe thinks we need more Guttenberg too.