Okay fine. I've given up on sending Kristin Cavallari back where she came from, but that's mostly because I think she has probably figured out how to drive from Laguna Beach to Los Angeles by now. So since I have to deal with seeing her perky little mug at all the red carpet events, I have some words of advice for the newbie. There's a short list of people who I certainly would never let sweep me up to take a picture–on that list, however, is Joe Francis of the Girls Gone Wild empire. I'm sure his birthday party at Magic Mountain was fun, but ew. Smile, hug, take some photos, but do not even leave the window of opportunity for him to run away with you in into the night open even a crack.

I'm glad to see that you are back with Brody Jenner, Nick Lachey would probably take his bitterness out on you anyway. Though, you should probably tell Brody to remove his climbing harness before taking photos. It makes him look like a douche.

Finally, your outfit was cute at last night's Entertainment Weekly and Matrix for Men Upfront Party; so let's stick with that casual cool style, because honey, no matter how hot and blond you are, silver lame is never. ever. The right choice.