Don't Make Eye Contact

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Lindsay Lohan hung out at Villa last night in LA, because a bar is the perfect place for a newly-out-of-rehab alcoholic to be. But we're not so much concerned about that as we are about her face, which looks like some sort of Chucky doll.

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Mar 25, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 ginnipher says:

    when did lohan start hanging w/sam lufti?

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    No. 2 Kayla says:

    This is one pathtic girl! She is lying about being sober! That's sick!!! She looks so loaded!

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    No. 3 gayledi says:

    OMG my shirt totally matches my eyes, and my skin totally matches my purse!

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    I guess the perma shit eating grin is all the rage now. Or maybe it's just coke and she's trying very hard to look normal.?

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 5 Lisa (#1) says:

    Oh man, I was about to say how good Ann Margaret looks.

    Juje, I think her face is stuck. Either that or she fell into a vat of toxic sludge ala Joker.

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 6 mae o'shea says:

    That's a cocaine face if I ever saw one.

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    No. 7 Martha Washington says:

    No, she used to have vicious coke face. This is the opiate face. Trust.

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    No. 8 Danny says:

    Wow, all that drug use has really aged her. Hard to believe she's only 21.

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    No. 9 blah says:

    What color is she under all that spray tan?

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    No. 10 Sgt. Slam Hog says:

    Shut up Whitney you asshole. She looks pretty in there pictures. Don't be mad cause you're fat and no one wants to read the updates by you unless you're hating on someone arbitrarily. The only good updates you do are the quote compilations from other funnier, cooler people. Get bent.

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    No. 11 cooter-got-back says:

    Sgt.Slam Hog, Whitney is not fat. LOOK IT UP!

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    No. 12 blah says:

    What did Whitney's fat (or obvious lack thereof) have anything to do with her writing skills. I guess when you are a psycho and obsessed with half-assed actresses who piss away thier money on cocaine and valtrex, you end up being a little defensive. It's ok, I get it. Just quit watching Taxi Driver and everything will be ok.

    Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    No. 13 Sgt. Slam Hog says:

    Shut up you white-knighters. You chose to defend her weight and not her writing skills which pretty much backs up my point.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    No. 14 Lisa (#1) says:

    Sigh. First, "LOOK IT UP" is a joke around here, used when people are being ridic - as you were with the weight comment.

    Second, you obviously ignored half of the posts responding to you as #12 addressed the point you made at #13.

    Third, others not responding in the manner you deem appropriate doesn't make your point any more valid. There is no correlation.

    Fourth, your point had nothing to do with her writing skills, it had to do with her being uninteresting. That would be selection and not execution of the stories.

    /sigh.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    No. 15 Andrea says:

    She used to be so pretty and fresh looking. Now she looks haggard and leathery. The mighty have not yet fallen, but give them time and they will catch up with their face.

    Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 4:02 am
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