Don't Make Eye Contact

Lindsay Lohan hung out at Villa last night in LA, because a bar is the perfect place for a newly-out-of-rehab alcoholic to be. But we're not so much concerned about that as we are about her face, which looks like some sort of Chucky doll.
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when did lohan start hanging w/sam lufti?
This is one pathtic girl! She is lying about being sober! That's sick!!! She looks so loaded!
OMG my shirt totally matches my eyes, and my skin totally matches my purse!
I guess the perma shit eating grin is all the rage now. Or maybe it's just coke and she's trying very hard to look normal.?
Oh man, I was about to say how good Ann Margaret looks.
Juje, I think her face is stuck. Either that or she fell into a vat of toxic sludge ala Joker.
That's a cocaine face if I ever saw one.
No, she used to have vicious coke face. This is the opiate face. Trust.
Wow, all that drug use has really aged her. Hard to believe she's only 21.
What color is she under all that spray tan?
Shut up Whitney you asshole. She looks pretty in there pictures. Don't be mad cause you're fat and no one wants to read the updates by you unless you're hating on someone arbitrarily. The only good updates you do are the quote compilations from other funnier, cooler people. Get bent.
Sgt.Slam Hog, Whitney is not fat. LOOK IT UP!
What did Whitney's fat (or obvious lack thereof) have anything to do with her writing skills. I guess when you are a psycho and obsessed with half-assed actresses who piss away thier money on cocaine and valtrex, you end up being a little defensive. It's ok, I get it. Just quit watching Taxi Driver and everything will be ok.
Shut up you white-knighters. You chose to defend her weight and not her writing skills which pretty much backs up my point.
Sigh. First, "LOOK IT UP" is a joke around here, used when people are being ridic - as you were with the weight comment.
Second, you obviously ignored half of the posts responding to you as #12 addressed the point you made at #13.
Third, others not responding in the manner you deem appropriate doesn't make your point any more valid. There is no correlation.
Fourth, your point had nothing to do with her writing skills, it had to do with her being uninteresting. That would be selection and not execution of the stories.
/sigh.
She used to be so pretty and fresh looking. Now she looks haggard and leathery. The mighty have not yet fallen, but give them time and they will catch up with their face.