It's well known that people on television – especially those charged with doling out advice – lie about everything and regularly contradict themselves, but so rarely are they asked to explain their duplicity that it's no wonder so many of them expect the criminal justice system to bow to their fame (and bow it does!). With that in mind, we'll presuppose that nobody with the ability to do so will ever find the nerve to question Tyra "Kiss my fat ass!" Banks about her obvious hair issues, but this rumor is interesting, regardless:
A source said, "Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions.
"Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!"
Something tells us that is not an unreasonable fear for her to have. Crazy, but not unreasonable.
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That picture is priceless. I think I just found my greeting card this year.
I'd like to see an expose: black women in real hair. Fat suits are passe. Let's put Tyra in all her kinky, broken-ended glory and see how the tears really roll.
I'd love to ask her about her hair, and if this is her "insecurity" or her one problem, then she should consider herself lucky, and count her blessings. Also, I have a hard time believing that she is straight (oops, that’s a pun).
fake ass bitch, whats the prob tyra? snatch off that wig on your show, tell your audience to take off their wigs and tell them your proud to have nasty hair!
you can't on the one hand be all "i'm a proud black woman" but continue to wear hair extensions and wigs not for fashion but because you're embarrassed by your natural hair. negro please. i ain't buyin' it.
Tyra banks will soon be a billionair when the 100 countries who have franchised her show send in the check.
White people created hair extensions for themselves, wear hair extensions and own all of the wig companies and have for centuries.
If white women can pay billions of dollars to tan (in this country alone), surely a millionairess can wear whatever kind of get up she wants on her hair.
Tyra banks should not have you worried. Whether or not u can pay YOUR rent, car note, tuition, food bill..etc should have you worried.
hey stop themadness and adsas, cool it……Tyra wears braids and corn rows. Her hair is medium length. She feels she has to fit a certain stereotype, since she was a to model, apparently.
If you allow someones else sucess to make u that angry, maybe u should not watch the show. Why keep watching the show? change the channel!
hey sadas, does sadas mean "sad ass?"
when u accomplish something, A N Y T H I N G, then u can criticize, but until then you are just a sadd ass hee haw!
I am glad yall aint jealous of tyra, cause that would be sad.
Hey, Team Tyra, ummmm calling people names and then telling THEM not to be judgemental is hypocritical.
"If white women can pay billions of dollars to tan (in this country alone), surely a millionairess can wear whatever kind of get up she wants on her hair."
obviously anyone can do anything they want to themselves…and we can make fun of them all equally.
this iz a free country, i thought.stopthe madness, no more going to the beach to tan for you. Be a proud white woman and keep what you got. tanning lotion, creams, towels,sprays, and parlors….don't buy it!
kimclzee, how do you know stopthemadness is a white woman?
yep, playla, making fun of people is really intelligent. It is a very honorable thing, real classy. High character points for you!
cyncyn, I think the hypocrisy of your statement was so massive it just caused a rift in the universe.
Team Tyra: the pot calling the kettle black since 1985!
I also suspect that Team Tyra is all the same person. I find it hard to believe there would be 5 separate people lurking on a 3 week old thread. But whatever. Being teammates with yourself can be fun too.
Yeah, have you seen all Owen Wilson fanatics on that last post about him, there's a few that are obviously the same person.
Wow… just checked it. I'm totally going to create aliases to start complimenting myself, and telling myself how good my points are. It's effective.
Last time I checked, I don't think that stm needs a tan. And who does, really? But thanks for that, it made me giggle.
Hey sadas why do u say tyra has "nasty" hair?
what have u seen? I saw her natural hair last night at the finals-it looked okay. Hair is not a vital organ. A brain is-and u should be worried about that.
Okay, all you Tyra lovers…let's not forget that Tyra's job, at least now, is to JUDGE young girls on national television. Plus she hires nutjobs like Janice Dickinson and Miss J to say all the mean things that she can't. fuck her.
I love Tyra, but BECAUSE she's a nutjob.
that's true love evil, loving someone because of who they are, not in spite of it.
Me + Tyra= 4ever.
It's just like loving your senile grandma.
I didn't even know you knew my senile grandma, evil.
I do. We play bridge on Tuesdays. She's quite a gal.
Well, with a title like "High Priestess of the Cosmic Church of Truth" you know grandma's gonna have some stories!
Ask her about the time we TP'd the neighborhood. Good times.
why do u watch people u hate? Or is it jealousy-like the two old men Muppets who hated the show but were the 1st ones there?
Just asking, cause WWF wrestling's on 24-7-now THATS real.Watch that.
What! TPing the neighborhood is a very mature thing to do.kudos to ya.
Wigs are not the issue- whats under the wig is.
Old white guys have been wearing rugs 4 years—they pay big bucks for their hair clubs all over the world.
Whats under the wig- brains and a body that has the world calling is whats important. She's making millions and you're…. selling ads?
Just having a little fun wot ya and pointing out the little racist comments. Nice site.
Gonna bake some cookies now.