I used to think that Paris just shouldn't exist, but now I realize the world would have a lot less unintentional irony in it if she wasn't around.

don't use hilton as a threat cord, that's just not nice.

I don't buy this idea that if we all vote it will somehow make things different. This country is crawling with wannabe's and me-too's and 98% of the populace spends 100% of its time copying whatever the guy next-door is saying, doing and thinking. We might as well just appoint three people to vote on two candidates and best two out of three wins.
"Now I'm just average, common too
I'm just like him and the same as you.
I'm everybody's brother and son-
I ain't no different than anyone.
Ain't no use in talkin' to me
It's just the same as talkin' to you."
-Bob Dylan

If she really wanted me to vote that t-shirt would say, "Vote or I die". No, take that flip it and reverse it. Don't Vote or I Die. I see a whole new campaign here.

I actually think "Vote or Else!" would have been more effective. That way the mind could fill in an individual's worst possible Paris scenario, which would almost always be something far worse than death.

Um, people who take Paris Hilton's advice are people I would rather have not vote/die.

I like how her two thumbs are pointing at her. Because, it's always about her.