Scary? No.

Completely unsurprisingly? Yes.

He should totally try out for I Love New York 3.

i'm gonna take the word of a whore who'll admittedly do anything for publicity and money, about who's racist and who isn't? (did anyone see her VH1 special? the girl may be well-spoken but she is 100% ghetto in the head). go back to sucking bobby brown's dick for a gram of crack sweetie.

j_b. you took the words right out of my keyboard.

Wasn't she singing his praises before this? Like last year when that whole Witney-Bobby thing?

It stops talking to its intellectual superior or else it gets the hose.

It puts the lube on the…wait, nevermind.

Mae, you're a bad influence.

I agree with Cord's take on this, as well as Kitchy. It is completely unsurprising. I have also heard rumors about him being abusive to the women he dates, so even though I take anything that "Supahead" says with a grain of salt, I can see it being true.

he does seem like a complete skeeze bag

I try. ;)

Its kind of ironic saying he's a skeeze bag when he's standing next to that set of boobs and DSL's in that photo.

Maher isn't a liberal by any means. He hates Bush. Maher is a libertarian. Big difference. Think Ron Paul rather than Kucinich.

Wouldn't Mother Theresa have said the same thing to Supah-head? Come on. I saw Bill with an Oriental woman once. I bet me calling her Oriental was nicer than anything he ever said, too.

that word makes me hungry.. im gonna go make ramen

I think my boss is sexually harrassing me with his eyes. He keeps coming up to my desk for stupid stuff like to use my scissors or staple. This is the boss with 3 "lady friends" whose third divorce was finalised on Monday.

Is he hot mae?

sounds like you need to kick your boss in the nuts, they're obviously running his life.

Aren't all men's lives run by their nuts??? Am I missing something here?

Mae he sounds awesome. Totally "gentleman friend" material

Unfortunately, no he isn't. And yeah, I think they are too. I'm beginning to feel like Milton from Office Space about the stapler. My boss is totally like Lumberg, except doesn't have a funny voice.

I think porn would be considered a step up for Superhead.

Oh, he's a really slick guy. Drives the BMW, has a suite for the Detroit Pistons games, always gets his sports magazines sent here, makes out with one of his lady friends in the parking lot in her car, has 3 kids not all from the same ex wife.

Are you positive your boss isn't KFed?

The Detroit Pistons did pretty well last year, they were in the finals weren't they? Goddamn fuck the Spurs and Eva Longoria. Well, I digress—as you were.

/I bet this boss wears cologne?

Eau de Douchebag, nothing but the best

I wish my boss was KFed. This boss is such a douchetastic square, if he was KFed atleast he'd be entertainingly douchey. He's one of those guys who is super conservative, but thinks he's really suave. Did I mention he's an alcoholic too? Keeps a bottle of Stoli in the refridgerator here.

They were in the Eastern conference finals but lost. The Cavaliers played the Spurs in the finals. And surprisingly, no. He isn't a cologne wearer.

all single men are run by their nuts, everybody knows married men have to turn in their nuts once they get married.

http://125206.yourkwagent.com/
yep, that's him. smooth operator.

eeewwww, sleezy mcsleezerton for sure. i wouldn't let him touch my stapler.

you can get him off your back (heh, heh) by just casually mentioning you're a lesbo mae. though with this guy, that'd probably turn him on more.

she can say she's post-op…that'll get him to stop touching her stapler for sure.

I thought about glueing (sp?) to the desk, but then I don't want him lurking any longer than he already does to get it unstuck.

smooth operator indeed. that page says "click on the link to see what tim has to offer you."

i'm spreading my legs as i type…

hahaha, i'm very sure i don't want to know what tim has to offer, he's all yours james.

i gotta go but before i do, i just wanna say careful mae. hot timmy might have software that allows him to see where you've been online…a lotta bosses do these days. especially the douchebags.

j_b, in my experience saying i'm a lesbian even with a friend of mine who says she's my girlfriend never got rid of d-bags. Le sigh.

he can't fire her for talking about how he's harrassing her, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. true story.

nah, i've already checked. if they did they woulda said something a week ago about the blog I wrote on Myspace. heh heh. Thanks for the heads-up though.

Creeps like that are soo annoying. The ones who flirt with you and act like they are doing you a favor. Especially when you are a captive audience.

On second thought, he does have that pistons suite and a beamer. Quid pro quo. I'm just saying. (And I am just KIDDING if anyone gets offended by that.)

Ummmmm…. his picture…ewwwww. I can smell the lil' smokies from here.

Mae: this is what you should do. Get a pamphlet for Propecia or Hair Club or something. Ask to talk to him in his office, all concerned like. When you get there say, "I know you just went through a rough divorce, and well, I think this may help." Hand him the pamphlets, pat his shoulder with concern and walk away.

That is awesome, Lisa.

Bill and his little tiny fingers is insecure and filled with self hate.

That's funny because Superhead was singing his praises and making it known publicly that he was the best lover she'd ever had. So it's pretty obvious who's more two-faced and self-serving in this scenerio.

I'm really creeped out by that picture of, Tim. It's like his eyes are following me wherever I go.

Dearest Mae, Dollie, ok. the queencrone has had a beer.
This may or may not be helpful to you. I hope it is helpful. One of my daughters had a problem very similar to this. I listened to her for a lot of days. Finally she asked me to get involved.
Yeay!! So I went to see the boss man. What a creep. I let him know that my daughter was very important to me. He wanted me to know that she dressed in cute clothes. Well, of course I couldn't let THAT slide. We had words. I was verAnd after that, I made some advances at him. ( you kow, no one really misses a couple of slices of bread off a sliced loaf.)
Well, long story made not short at all, he never bothered her again. He was always nice to her after my visit. I don't know if I got thru to him about every woman is someone's daughter, mother or sister, or it was my assertive sexual advances or what, but she said that what ever I told told him scared him into monogamy.

Whew. Yhat has been bothering me all day. especially after I looked at his picture. Do you have a mom that can go and talk some sense into him, dollie? Because THAT will work.

Maybe you can find him a replacement? I thought acting lesbian might work, but sometimes it turns them on more. So maybe you have a nice looking friend (that you obviously don't like much) and introduce the two of them? Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess. Either that, or have a male friend come in dressed like a cop (your new boyfriend).

Good luck!

Mae, all you have to do is this:

Next time he stops by to use your stapler, get up and say, excuse me I have to run to the ladies room. I have a scorching case of herpes and my pussy feels like it's on fire, got any advil? He will never come near you again. And oh yeah, way creepy picture.

Bill is Mr Right Now,( I'm drunk, horny, and you caught me in a self-loathing moment). Bill can never be Mr. Right.

Why he picks up young, women with little education, and self esteem? These girls are impressed with the slightest act. You can take them to Mr Chow, and give them a few bucks and they will do anything you want without a word.

They have high hopes of being the one, Bill finally falls in love with. Bill is afraid of love, but secretly wants a relationship based on long term love. On his show, he hides his left ring finger. His need for proving that he is a player with a biggie is holding him back.

Stay away from the porno king Hef, and maybe you will gain a new respect of women.