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"'She's not a particularly good DJ. When you see her DJ, she really looks asleep at the wheel. She'll smoke cigarettes and just click through the songs on her laptop,' said Ian Drew, Us magazine's editor at large. 'She's like the friend with a bunch of records that you had come over when you had house parties in your parents' basement. The more drunk or high you get, the better she sounds.' Her draw?"

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Jul 30, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 17 Responses
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    Comments (17)

    No. 1 Kate says:

    Shit… i can download songs and smoke while i go thru my playlist. Hire me! Old man fedora and flannel are out of the question though…

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    No. 2 lava says:

    haha i was thinking the same thing!

    and my heads too big for a fedora so we all win

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    Sorry, Kate. You need to start sleeping with a recently rehabbed actress. I'm going to suggest Tara Reid for you. Wait, did she even go to rehab.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    No. 4 Farah says:

    you guys are funny…I'm glad to know that I am not the only one that thinks these skanks are truly worthless and given undeserved chances.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    No. 5 southiejpd says:

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuck her!! and that fire crotch douche bag junkie bitch lindsay

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    No. 6 Chelsea says:

    So wait…it's GOOD for Lindsey to come to your club?

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    No. 7 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    "Do the Hustle!"

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    Ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhh, oh, hanging tough. Samantha's got the posture of an 80 year old with osteoporosis.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    No. 9 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Now I'm imagining veiny legs and feet with bedroom slippers hidden behind the turntable.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    She's got two turntables and support hose.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 11 Keeblerkahn says:

    Would all the lesbians in the house please raise your right hands.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    I hope they're sure under there.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 13 mae says:

    (highly offensive posted in 5…4…3…2…1)

    I'm sorry, but I can't help but notice as time goes by Sam is looking more and more emaciated. When they first "hooked up" early last year and she had long hair, she was kind of pretty. Now she just looks like she is in the later stages of AIDS. Minus the open sores.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    No. 14 blah says:

    Ya know that new Brad Pitt movie where he ages backwards? Well, Samantha sort of looks like what Brad's character looks like when he's supposed to be a 8 years old, but looks like an old man.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    No. 15 stopthemadness says:

    i want to crap on sara's neck.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    No. 16 stopthemadness says:

    and i fully know that sara isn't actually a real live person, but it makes me want to crap on all the necks of people named "sara" which sucks because i know some saras that i really like.

    what to do, what to do.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    No. 17 jujubees says:

    I just know that Sara Hall and Oates speak of. You know she smiles.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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