Two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons recently asked a bunch of people who are unhappy with the way they look what they would consider perfect celebrity features. As if it weren't a disgusting enough enterprise, Star magazine took the project one step further by then using the survey's results to form composite images of what hopeless, narrow motherfuckers believe to be ideal beauty.
At right are artisanal SuperCelebs Star mashed together from the following:
Women:
• Katherine Heigl's nose
• Angelina Jolie's lips
• Keira Knightley's cheeks
• Jessica Simpson's hair
• Katie Holmes' eyes
Men:
• Daniel Craig's eyes
• Leonardo DiCaprio's nose
• Matt Damon's lips
• Christian Bale's jaw
• John Stamos' hair
Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed: No brown people! Then again, they're just starting to be attractive.
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i saw Saddies in the title and thought for a split second it was Saddy-pants! yucky, scary faces.
The one on the left looks like Elvis and Lee Majors had a kid.
One looks like the love child of Tom Cruise and George Clooney. The woman just looks like Jessica Simpson in 10 years.
The woman looks just like Alexis Arquette.
The woman isn't that out of hand, I imagine I've probably seen that gal on the street once or twice, the man, better stay the hell in fantasy land, he scares me!
I am not yucky but was a bit scary at work today. I think that guy is Robbie Benson and KD langs son. Just typing Robbie Benson makes me laugh…not as much as 'Leonardo Di Caprio's nose' Wha?
aside from Angelina's gross lips, the chick is not too bad. Any AJ feature would spoil it.
The chick's cheekbones are making me hungry for cold cuts.
I think she would look fine if she got rid of Kiera's damn pouth cheeks and had some thinner lips. I would have gone with Jennifer Aniston lips. Ha, I kid. I would have picked Brads lips.
the guy on the right looks like KD Lang
ewwww.
I didn't realize how messed up Leo's nose was…
loks like Robert Chambers & Jessica Biel
They found the lost Davis brother! Run!