Look what I found in my Inbox: here's Mike, dudes! He's from San Francisco and, as you can see, he's taken us up on our T-shirt offer. The "offer" being, you send us money, we send you a T-shirt and then everyone around knows that you, too, can herald mediocrity, irony and pop culture in that good humored, MollyGood way. They're printed on American Apparel cotton tees, so you know that they'll be comfortable, fit well and be made sans sweatshop-labor in LA (their workers get on-site massages for chrissakes!).
So there, are you sold? More importantly, are these T-shirts sold? Good. Click here to get yourself one.
Once you get it, wear it and send some flattering pics. If they're not flattering, you'll be bummed when I put them up on the site.
Editor
I think swag is supposed to be free.
Not necessarily:
Noun
* S: (n) swag (valuable goods)
* S: (n) loot, booty, pillage, plunder, prize, swag, dirty money (goods or money obtained illegally)
* S: (n) swag (a bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman)
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=swag
In modern context "stuff we all get" is the free loot at awards shows and celebrity events that famous people don't have to pay taxes on until recently which is why there isn't much of it any more. Maybe if you bedazzle the shit out of it, I'll buy one.
That's right…let's make it all tacky to satisfy the wants of one sequin-loving bitch.
Nice shirt. Even nicer guy. Who is Mike and how long will it take me to get to San Francisco to do him?
Hi Cord,
Just wanted you to know I think you're funny. I'm not a super long-term Mollygood fan, but you seem to be keeping up with everything. Stay cool.
Damn. Mike's a little hottie.
I want to to see Mike's WEENIE!!!!