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Dancer, actor and terminal cancer patient Patrick Swayze has been tapped by a team of British surgeons to undergo a possibly life-saving procedure. Although Swayze is currently smoking away his final days here in the States, the doctors of the Royal Free Hospital in London think he's a great candidate for a radical new medical technique that involves reworking a patient's veins. Performed for the first time in December, the surgery is expected to save hundreds of lives per year.

Why Swayze wasn't offered this treatment by his American doctors we don't know. We thought medical professionals toiling under socialized regimes like that of the UK were working with rusty spoons and a textbook.

Mar 17, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 mae's doppleganger says:

    That makes my veins hurt.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:06 am
    No. 2 gayledi says:

    Cord, you hate cigarettes, we get it. I used to work with a guy that couldn't serve tables in the smoking section at work because of the smoke. He spent every night in a bar/club full of smoke. I bet you are that guy.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:34 am
    No. 3 Mary Alvarado says:

    Cord, I'm surprised at you. You usually show astonishing insight. However, this time you're off the mark. The procedure is not offered in the U.S. due to a lack of pertinent research supporting its effectiveness. Socialized medicine doesn't necessarily mean that brilliant surgeons can't come up with novel, life-saving techniques. But it does mean that those discoveries are few and far between and most citizens can't access them. Kudos to the Brits for offering this to Swayze despite his less than stellar health regime (i.e. smoking like a chimney). But I can't help but think that a Brit will be pushed to the back of line while an American takes his/her place on the operating table.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:35 am
    No. 4 janice says:

    Are there no British citizens with pancreatic cancer who need this surgery?

    Oh, right, fame gets you priority.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:36 am
    No. 5 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    Janice: just like David Crosby - although that was a while ago so I don't actually remember if he bumped in line, or people were pissed because he killed his own liver.

    I am not saying this is a bad thing, but part of me thinks that the doctors chose/offered it to Swayze to publicize the new procedure. The article says something about it being done for the first time this past December. Maybe they want to get the word out there and chose a celeb because you get more news stories. I wonder if it is still billed as "experimental"?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:47 am
    No. 6 mrs favre says:

    I would really like to know how reworking veins can get rid of cancer cells. I call BS.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:53 am
    No. 7 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    My layman's guess would be that tumors need a blood supply to survive. Cut off the blood, kill the tumor.

    It's naaht a toooo-ma.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
    No. 8 mrs favre says:

    You smart cookie Lisa Happy St Pats to all!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 11:28 am
    No. 9 janice says:

    Speaking of killing your liver.
    Yeah, I'll drink to that.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 11:49 am
    No. 10 stopthehagness says:

    i vote for smart cookie.

    so to sum up, that's two votes for smart cookie, one angry vote for dumb cunt.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    No. 11 stopthehagness says:

    speaking of swayze, i watched ghost last night. wow, i forgot how much i loved that movie.

    fuck you, willie lopez!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    No. 12 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Can I be a smart cunt? Or perhaps a cunty smart cookie?

    Is it wrong that when I think of Ghost, I mostly think of Whoopie. Which makes me think about how she has been cast as "hot" in an absurd number of movies (namely, more than 0). I love Whoop. She is fantastic, but she isn't overtly sexy. I mean, she has a rack and they never shoved those puppies out there. Maybe it's because I like eyebrows, who knows.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    No. 13 mcstopthemadness says:

    yeah, whoopi was awesome as oda mae. so good.

    swayze's acting was pretty terrible in it, but i don't care. nobody puts swayze in a corner.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    No. 14 mcstopthemadness says:

    in australia, cunt is so frequently used that it has no sting. i really used to hate that word, but now, i sort of like it. my bf is an australia-phile.

    then again, cunt with an australian accent just sounds hot.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    No. 15 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Yeah, cunt never bothered me, but then I have a potty mouth. Also, I sort of became desensitized when watching unedited english t.v. Also, I love twatt, but with an accent. You would LOVE Life on Mars, STM. Fer reals. DCI Jean Hunt gave me my new fave phrase that I unsuccessfuly try to work in to my daily life: "stop fannying about." Especially great since fanny means lady bits.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    No. 16 mcstopthemadness says:

    i love "lady bits."

    I also love "jiggly bits."

    What is Life On Mars and where do I watch it? BBC?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    No. 17 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Yes. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Say no more.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    No. 18 EsquaredMom says:

    I agree with Cord's point- why waste a procedure on someone who obviously doesn't care enough about himself that he continues to smoke? I'm from Alberta, and this very courageous mother embarked on an anti-smoking campaign when she was diagnosed. You kind of can't see what she went through, and not give a thought about smoking and cancer.

    http://www.tobaccofacts.org/to.....appen.html

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    No. 19 jellyfish says:

    They can do all the vein sugery they want. Bottom line is it won't work. Pancreatic cancer is the one that no one ever survives. I know at least have a doozen renegade experimental procedures for this disease. Not to be mean. Just the reality of it.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    No. 20 Bandida says:

    Hey Alvarado:

    "Socialized medicine doesn’t necessarily mean that brilliant surgeons can’t come up with novel, life-saving techniques. But it does mean that those discoveries are few and far between and most citizens can’t access them."

    What the hell kinda nonsense is this? Are you on CRACK? The fucked up health system of the US denies many of its citizens access to medical care due to lack of insurance — HELLOOOO???!!!

    Moreover, due to the emperor Chimp, funding is denied to scientists if they don't subscribe to the bible based world view, meaning the US has lost its scientific edge.

    Moreover, Alvarado, have you EVER lived in a country that has universal health care? I bet not. So stop swallowing right wing propaganda and repeat nonsense you don't even understand.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    No. 21 accidental tourist says:

    Bandida, your "emporer chimp" commment made me spit laugh my red wine. Good call!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 11:06 pm
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