gross! i don’t want to know about stallone fisting janice dickinson. is it to early to drink this article from my memory?

Ok, that quote with Sly’s fist on the Gov’s chin, and Arnold’s face…it’s all too much for me.

blech. Cord or is it Whitnet “that” is disgusting

I think the truth is she fisted him since she’s the manly of the two. He’s that guy who hits on you at a bar and when you tell him no, calls you a bitch.

I wish he said “I’ll secretly give her a knuckle sandwich!” alas, we don’t always get what we wish for.

I haven’t heard the phrase, “knuckle sandwich”, since I was a child. My uncle who was only 10 years older than me was always threatening to give us one. He thought he was as cool as the Fonz, ayyyyyyyyyyy.

Ew. All I can think of is “hot fist injection.”

Knuckle sandwich always sounds tasty to me. Like a roast beef on pumperKnuckle sandwich with horseradish. Delicious!

Eh, oh, Janice. You wants I should give you a hot fist injection? OHHHH!

Mmmmm, that is tasty. Yesterday I have a turkey, guacamole, bacon, sandwich. It was pretty kick ass but I could get down with a knuckle sandwich.

What would be in a hot fits infection? I think I want to make a dirty sandwich restraunt. I’d call it, The Dirty Sanchez. Enjoy our hot fist injection with a side of corn chowder.

The only problem with that Juje, is that everyone would think it was a Mexican restaurant, not a Deli.

The Delicraptessen?

That’s true. It’s a good thing I came back to read this before putting money down on my George Foreman Sandwich maker. 3 more payments of 19.99 and all my sandwich dreams will come true.

Yeah, you sould buy a vintage one from the 80s. The one that makes your sammers into shell shapes. They would go great with your off the shoulder sweater. She’s a maniac, maniac, on the grilllllll.

Juju, can you send me one of them turkey guacamole sendwiches? I’ll give you the secret recipe for the hot fist injection.

This is beautiful. It’s Canada and America working hand in hand to bring beautifully shell shaped two girls and a cup sandwiches.

What a feeling, here’s your sandwich.

This is beautiful. It’s Canada and America working hand in hand to bring beautifully shell shaped two girls and a cup sandwiches.

What a feeling, here’s your sandwich.

Somebody is really excited about our sandwiches.

Does that mean I get two sandwiches? Yesssssss.

Misogyny is hilarious and sandwiches are delicious. Off to a good start this morning

yes, with a yummy glass of chocolate milk.

Hot fist injection:

1 lb corned beef
Swiss cheese
Bacon
Hot italian salami (for Stallone)
Mustard (for lubrication)
on a roundish roll. (so it looks like a fist)

It’s incredibly unhealthy, much like its namesake, and thinking about it kind of makes me want to puke, much like its namesake.

Punch and Judy

whether or not his statement is misogynistic, i don’t think anyone can deny that it’s probably true. remember back when they “dated”, she was coked up. janice + stallone + cocaine = anal fisting. it’s a mathematical fact.

It’s like the Pythagorean theorem for asshats.

On the Breakfast menu of the Delicraptessen, Dutch Pancakes, and to drink, a combination of fresh squeezed juices we like to call Donkey Punch.

Lily and juju, can we cook everything in a Dutch Oven?

you hags are dirty. filthy even. you can shame the 2 girls and their cup.

what is it with all the fist??? are we learning something about New Whitney…

For dessert: blumpkin pie.

janice: Of course! ALso, the Two Girls One Cup could be a hot fudge sundae for two…just saying.

Oh Lily, now we’re talking! We should throw in some brownies for texture.

I never thought I’d put this sentence together, but now I’m trying to figure out how to work in the rusty trombone.

Lisa: Blumpkin pie! I almost fell out of my chair.

I’ve been considering what kind of food the Houdini would be. The best I came up with was Houdinner special.

The Angry Pirate could be a spicy seafood salad.

Now I’m concerned we might be educating some youngsters, but I probably should have thought about that a long time ago.

I think any youngsters who regularly read these comments are already too far gone.

janice: Fruit and yogurt plate, maybe?

Eeeeeggg… that’s my current breakfast.

I know, shamefully on topic (sorta) but look at the picture above and mentally edit out stalone except for his arm - looks like arnold takes a pretty picture. hahaha! sorry - let your off topicness re-commence

http://www.peacheykeene.com/30.....ndwich.gif

The Rusty Trombone is clearly a foot long chili dog. Cheese costs extra.

Lisa(#1): Brilliant, thank you.

Noblesse oblige.

The shocker can be our signature drink. Vodka, soda and sour. Zing!

If we want Brintey to frequent our establishment so we can get free press we are going to need to work in some kind of frappy drink.

I think we need some kind of choke the chicken sandwich. And of course a lovely tossed salad.

I’m gonna briefly bring the fisting obsession from another thread here. Are y’all are aware that Stallone starred in a movie called F.I.S.T.?

http://www.andyfilm.com/FIST05.jpg

OMG, I didn’t look too long at Arnold but what’s with that face? He’s smuggling Danny Devito in his ass.

It all makes perfect sense not. I like how it’s all coming together now. James is the real reporter over here.

ya know? a certain part of my body just tingles like a bloodhound’s nose when we discuss abnormal sex acts. it’s a gift.

Wait, so he made her watch the movie over and over. A Clockwork Orange style?

Juje: the choked chicken sandwich can be either a jerk chicken, or a grilled chicken with artichoke hearts, maybe artichoke heart puree. Man i’m hungry.

i gotta go for a little while but i left you and the other Hags a lovely “christian” present in the other fisting thread.

What am I missing? What fisting thread? I was wondering where you hags were!

NEW SANWICH. Roast beef on a hoagie with spicy tard and a pickle. Beat your meat.

huh? SS=confused.

Oh, man SS. You have to read through this, and the one above. There was much talk of fisting and a restaurant based on sex type items.

That being said: Shrimping Hoagie. Like a lobster roll, but with shrimp.

Served with lady fingers.

Side dish: fingering potato salad.

I’m not the biggest fisting expert, but I do make a mean sandwich.

Wow, Arnold’s got to be sporting the creepiest looking face I’ve seen in a while. And he looks like he’s wearing make-up. Like a lot of it.

For those on a low fat diet, a steamed vegetable plate. The Cleveland Steamer.

SS: I read that as “I’m the biggest fisting expert.” and for just a moment I felt it really was possible to divulge TMI on Mollygood.

As an aside, I wonder if people who like fisting often have a thing for hand puppets.

Anyone live in NYC besides me? We need to make the Delicraptessen happen.

Lisa(#1): I have friends in Brooklyn. I’d make them let me move in with them if we could make that happen.

Shit, girl, we will open up the eatery in BRK. Kings County, holla!

I beg to differ … even though that was kinda funny! Sly seems to forget that he, at one time, MUST have “injected” Janice Dickinson with is penis. Otherwise, HOW could she have ever tried to claim that her daughter Savannah was his? Then after he dumped Jennifer Flavin for Janice, a blood test confirmed that Savannah was indeed NOT his! Whaddaya know? I still think it was horrible of Janice to claim it was his baby when she couldn’t be sure due to all the men she was boinking at the time. But Stallone handled that situation badly. But ya know Janice claimed it was his kid cuz she wanted that BIGASS PAYDAY! And ya know Jennifer took him back after the scandal cuz she wanted HER payday! So, I guess it worked out for the best for Jennifer. Poor Savannah though. How embarassing.