Ashton Kutcher's new show, Pop Fiction, was created to turn the tables on the tabloids, but magazine editors aren't buying it. Apparently Life & Style stalkers staffers are so observant they can spot Ashton's shenanigans right away, so — unless Britney turns out to have been sane this whole time — the joke has fallen flat.
It's mostly a lot of D-listers we don't care about. [We] wouldn't cover anyone on that show — with the exception of Avril. This show won't go anywhere. No one is watching it.
In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not.
We're not surprised by this development, but nobody is believing that the mags don't care about anyone except Avril, seeing as how Paris and Eva have graced many a cover. Don't act like you're above them, tabs. No one's buying it.
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I knew this shit would bomb. It was a ridiculous, indulgent project so transparent you'd have to be a GD fool to be truly punked.
And now E?, can stop bombarding everyone with their stupid spam messages. And please burn all footage of Paris' new show. There's no need to even bother. Any future reality shows you have, just assume we don't want to see and forget about it.
They need to just make it "the joel mchale channel" screw the rest of the idiotic shows.
They only listen to Seacrest.
that's their mistake. listening to seacrest is a sure fire way to make people hate you.
Cause the American people loved to be punked by the idiots that we made rich. God Bless the USA.