Aaron Carter has parlayed his recent marijuana possession charges into newfound fame: Nick's younger and somehow uglier brother will be joining the next season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab.
Also joining him will be Heidi Fleiss, Hollywood madam extraordinaire, and former Skid Row front-man Sebastian Bach, who seems to be making the D-list reality show rounds (see also: MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstar).
Aaron was only caught with weed, correct? Is that seriously grounds for rehab? Surely there are enough celebrity addicts out there better than Hilary and Lindsay's ex-love puppy. Unless it's some sort of d-bag rehab, in which case we're on board.
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Nick Carter's little brother Aaron — best known for starting the feud between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan — was busted by police for possession of marijuana.
Cops pulled Aaron over in Texas' Kimble County (read: the middle of nowhere) for speeding, but upon searching the vehicle authorities discovered over two ounces of pot. The poor thing had to stay in jail overnight.
This is truly shocking and devastating news to everyone still living in 2003.
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Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have decided to make amends following a four year feud over Aaron Carter.
Has Lindsay Lohan "made a list of all persons [she] had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all?" That's Step 8 in Alcoholic Anonymous' 12-Step Program - and the "Mean Girl" and her former enemy Hilary Duff "were BFF at Les Deux the other night, dancing together" a spywitness tells us.
Whooooooooo! I'm almost not stressed about Iraq now.
According to sources, the truce was proffered by a newly sober Lindsay, who finally realized that Aaron Carter is a dumb cheese dick.
In honor of this morning's Paris Hilton based throw-down, I give you a slightly older Paris Hilton based throw-down (only this time, she's not actually thrown down, for better or for worse). In case you needed another reason to both hate Aaron and Nick Carter and vow to never, ever voluntarily watch their new reality show. Sure, this may be a bunch of show-promoting overblown shenanigans, but it's pretty amusing in that dude, are they on the verge of tears over Paris? way.
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