
The Eva Longoria pregnancy rumors have been put to rest for the time being, thanks to a few E! trolls who spotted the Desperate Housewives actress smoking cigarettes last night at the BlackBerry Bold launch party. Oh, and sources say she was looking "super skinny," as opposed to the obese monster she has become as of late.
Seriously though, Eva has remained at relatively the same weight as she has during most of her time in the spotlight, so the lack of fat obviously does nothing to help squash the pregnancy rumors. So what does? We made up a list, after the jump. Feel free to add your own. CONTINUED »

Heard about Aliza Shvarts, the Yalie senior who, over the course of nine months, induced multiple miscarriages in the name of art? Check it: " … she will showcase the stomach-turning display next week — complete with her own blood samples and videos from the terminated possible pregnancies." My goodness, can you imagine what kind of spoiled, pretentious, ignorant kid would do such a thing? Perhaps you can, but don't, because after the jump we've posted video footage of this Shvarts simpleton. And get this: she's literally atop a soapbox saying things like, "So, empowerment: it's important." Ha!

The all-important Vogue, star of The Devil Wears Prada and Ugly Betty, is in hot water with the pro-life movement for featuring a fashion shoot and interview with Lori Campbell, a woman who once had a partial-birth abortion. The laugh a minute evangelists are outraged at Campbell's decision, despite a doctor's assurance that her fetus had no chance at survival. The marriage of difficult personal issues and high-fashion has the pro-lifers even angrier (and for all the wrong reasons).
Campbell was clad in high fashion in a picture alongside her story about being "advised by her doctors to have an abortion 22 weeks into her pregnancy after being told the baby would not survive." One blogger complained, "The gruesome procedure of partial-birth abortion has been given a style makeover by the world's most influential fashion magazine."
Boy do we hate to take Vogue's side on anything, but you leave us no choice, psychos. Thanks a lot.


