YEAH, WE'RE DOOMED A Slate writer went into something called a "reality TV school" and wrote this disturbing article about his experience. Read it, and try not to slip on all the snake oil secreted by some scummy dipshit pawning himself off as an "acting coach and improv comedian." Also: WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING TO THEIR KIDS??????

WHAT ABOUT BILL? "Comedian Bill Murray's wife of 10 years, Jennifer, has filed for divorce. In documents filed May 12 in a Charleston, S.C. family court, she accuses him of 'adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.'"

We're sure you had an inkling that Britney Spears is gullible and cutely but unfortunately trusting, but who could have expected that those assumptions would become certainties before the eyes of the world? (Perhaps everyone.)

Britney Spears’ newest constant companion, Adnan Ghalib, might be “happily dating” Spears as Ghalib’s photo agency claims, but a source close to Ghalib’s wife said that the claims that the paparazzo has been separated from his wife for more than a year are untrue.

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