• The many faces of drunk Christina Aguilera, red lipstick included. [CityRag]
• All Angelina Jolie comments aside, Jennifer Aniston's Vogue interview is a fairly good read. [PS]
• OMG you guys! Joe Jonas has a new girlfriend! Squeee! [Yeeeah]
• Jesse Metcalfe recovered from his Monaco fall just in time to be photographed in a wheelchair by the paparazzi. Stay strong, Jess. [DListed]
• Adam Sandler's a father (again). [ICYDK]
• Lauren Conrad's former Hills flame is creeping down the Hollywood ladder, as all good famewhores eventually do. [INO]
• Elisabeth Hasslebeck comes off looking dumber than ever. [INO]
• Larry King fans have too much time on their hands. [CityRag]
• Why this Sunday will be more blessed than usual. [DListed]
• Christina Aguilera couldn't stay away from that obnoxious red lipstick. [PS]
• Adam Sandler runs errands in the same outfit he wore to his movie premiere, which lets you know how much he cares about You Don't Mess with the Zohan. [ICYDK]
• Miley Cyrus' handlers need to tell her to just stop talking. [Yeeeah]
Which celebrity decided to get all gussied up for his movie premiere? CONTINUED »
The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and I admittedly couldn't bring myself to sit through the hours-long crapfest. Just by looking at the pictures (after the jump), it's obvious I didn't miss much.
Anyone care to share exciting stories from the show (if you decided to punish yourself last night)? CONTINUED »
Adam Sandler walked the red carpet of his new film, You Don't Mess With the Zohan, looking like a homeless man among a sea of designer duds. He's on something, no?
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• It's the Real World awards, but way better than that televised nonsense. [MTV]
• From diva to anti-crack spokesperson: The evolution of Whitney Houston. [SH]
• Oprah Winfrey puts her money where her mouth is and becomes a vegan for 21 days. [ICYDK]
• Just in time for your holiday weekend: Guess the celebrity beach body. [PS]
• Adam Sandler's popping out another kid. Well, technically it's his wife that's doing the popping, but you know what we mean. [INO]
• Sex and the City ruins life and turns teenagers into whores. Or something like that. [DListed]
• This is a terrible rendition of a not very good song that can only be redeemed by lots of f-bombs. Sorry, Kel. [DListed]
• Despite the odds, Adam Sandler's daughter is very cute. [PS]
• "Man vs Wild: New York City" [CityRag]
• Madonna has upset adopted son David's biological father by saying it's "not even a possibility" David would have lived had she not swooped in to rescue the destitute Malawian boy. The baby daddy begs to differ. [ICYDK]
• One of Barbara Walters' crew members totally made Hannah Montana's toilet overflow, so Hannah sent Babs a golden toilet. Now it's showbiz history and the two gals both laugh at the incident. Oh, decline. [INO]
• Cindy Crawford doesn't age, and if you drink her blood you won't, either. Catch her if you can! [HT]
• Black panther is always a good look. [SH]
• Nicolas Cage: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog." [DListed]
• What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger's Death: Don't Mix Downs!!! [HuffPo]
• Adam Sandler stands up for Tom Cruise! Read his rant in a weird, screamy voice for authenticity. [EBG]
• Celebrities as Disney characters: Not a stretch. [PS]
• Can you find the irony in this sentence?: "Here’s Kim Kardashian at the beach covering her big fat ass once again. I hate girls that are insecure. It’s the most unattractive quality to have." [HT]
• Hey, Ashley, where's your weird sister and her security detail? [INO]
• Two deaths a minute in the new Rambo flick! [ICYDK]
• Celebrity coke dealer talks! [Yeeeah]
• Celeb tats: Don't do it. [CityRag]
Sometimes someone that looks and dresses like you will show up at the same place you're at, and that's alright because you still get half the attention from people who are into your type. But if the person that looks and dresses like you is ultra-famous and laid back, you've got no chance, pal. Put your head down and walk the fuck away.
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• Best he's looked since Opera Man. [DListed]
• Claire Danes' nipple slipped out on MTV, but they didn't mind because the whole network's filled with boobs. [HT]
• Angelina Jolie's in Beowulf! Epic! (Get it?) [ICYDK]
• Amy Winehouse looking four times her age due to all her dangerous vices. [Yeeeah]
• Celeb bobbleheads. What's the difference. [CityRag]
• Zach Galifianakis + Will Oldham + Kanye West = Huh? That's funny. [BWE]
• I'd say the bottle is the least of her worries. [DListed]
• Here, Beyonce falls down a much smaller flight of stairs than Kelly Rowland would have liked. [HT]
• Turns out the Harry Potter flicks worked like a Givemeum Lootum spell. [ICYDK]
• Britney can't trust anyone. That should be good for her already damaged psyche. [Yeeeah]
• And the gay porn related to this flick begins. [CityRag]
Thank God those rumors of TRL being canceled never came to fruition. Just look at the comedic genius they continue to daily put forth. Impressive, no?
Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.
Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).
The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it's up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.
PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new "it" girl. I'm calling "it."
There's a lot more pictures after this jump.
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..and because I love french fries like glorious little oily children. This older SNL skit starring Chris Farley, David Spade, and Adam Sandler used to cause me endless Best of Chris Farley watching joy back in high school. Lay Off Me, I'm Starving. YouTube is awesome.
This video is fairly NSFW (then again, most video content is harder to hide at your desk than some harmless photos), but I recommend that you check out this Adam Sandler music video when you get a chance. Sure, it may involve more fake pubes than you think you want to be involved with, but it's hilarious. I've been singing it to myself for the past few hours, which, as you will see after watching the video, is pretty awkward.
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