David Blaine seems to have fully recovered from his Drop of Death Gone Wrong '08 and even scored himself an invitation to last night's NYC premiere of Milk. Seriously? The event hosted all of Hollywood's popular (and good-looking) leading men and David Effing Blaine was invited? This is an outrage.
Not only did Blaine cause the event to lose major street cred — he also adversely affected the attractiveness of every male in attendance. Seriously, what the hell happened to these guys? Even Chace Crawford, who is usually the prettiest girl at the ball, arrived looking like he had been beaten up in the school parking lot by a couple of hobos. Thanks for nothing, Blaine. Go back to your lair and don't come out until you've devised another fake stunt.
More proof of the election's mental and emotional damage: There's a man out there who is seriously in love with Condoleezza Rice and is on a quest to meet her. We have no idea when this film/documentary, Courting Condi, is going to be released, but the trailer looks simply amazing. Even better? The main star is Buzz from Home Alone. There are no words.
We just don't get it; Entourage has been picked up for yet another season in which Jeremy Piven will demean people and Adrian Grenier will be like, "I'm a free spirit, man."
POOR LITTLE ADRIAN "Adrian Grenier and his girlfriend, Transformers 2 star Isabel Lucas, have split on the heels of her car crash while driving with costar Shia LaBeouf, a source tells People. … 'Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it — the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn't appreciate it.'"
The mystery woman who was riding shotgun when a drunken Shia LaBeouf caused that accident in West Hollywood? It was Isabel Lucas, Adrian Grenier's "girlfriend." Uh oh!
Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker put himself through hell at this weekend's Kentucky Derby, where the second-place filly, Eight Belles, was euthanized after breaking both front ankles. It was a tragic ending to a tragic day that was attended by the biggest losers of Hollywood (except, of course, Nigel).
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Dear Adrian,
The fact that you are extremely good-looking does not give you a pass for acting like a paparazzi. We don't care if it's for a documentary. It's played out, and it does not make you "cool" or "edgy."
Also: That 14-year-old paparazzi kid you're dragging along does not earn you any street cred.
Love,
Mollygood
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Lindsay Lohan, our favorite sobriety champion, was out in Hollywood this week enjoying the men — and the booze.
Lindsay Lohan was working her charms as she fluttered back and forth between Adrian Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club.
LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the Entourage star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. 'She was very flirty with Leo,' says our spy. 'But he wasn’t saying much to her.' DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.
P.S.: Our witness says the supposedly rehabbed actress was drinking vodka and champagne.
We missed slutty alcoholic LiLo. With Britney (hopefully) getting her life back together and Paris boring us with her usual tricks, Linds is a breath of fresh air. Why continue with your sobriety and self-respect when you can throw yourself on men who are already in relationships?
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THREE'S A CROWD "'Entourage' pretty boy Adrian Grenier spent the last hours of 2007 propositioning girls for threesomes at the Shore Club in Miami. 'He's a pretty smooth talker,' said a mole. 'He'd flirt with pairs of girls, then say, 'Why don't we just all go upstairs? I want to sleep with both of you." But alas, the HBO hunk was shot down every time."
Adrian Grenier and his mother, Karesse, recently volunteered at a Brooklyn soup kitchen, taking time out of their busy holiday schedules to feed some of this city's many, many homeless. It's a heartwarming act that many Americans could learn from. It's kindness, compassion, empathy and love, all on a humble plate.
Oh, and RENT ALL YOUR FUCKING MOVIES FROM NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!
NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]
• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]
• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]
• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]
• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]
• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]
• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]
• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]
Paris Hilton reportedly said this about Adrian Grenier: "I think it's cool to talk to someone in L.A. who has more to talk about than all this artificial crap people talk about. It's nice to talk to someone who's real…" Bittersweet emotions here, because while I'm happy to say this might be the first right thing she's ever said, I'm also very nervous that this may be an early indication of an eastward move, and this city's been through enough. Let's cross our fingers, everyone in New York, and never forget…she's probably full of shit.
After the jump, more of this intellectual.
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Shockingly enough, Page Six is calling Paris Hilton's new, wholesome image "nothing but a big, phony act."
Recently, Hilton has been seen in conservative one-piece bathing suits, hugging tiny tots for the cameras and acting demure with the paparazzi. But it's all the work of spin doctor Michael Sitrick and his crisis management team, Sitrick & Company, our sources say.
"Paris hired a crisis publicist because of all the negative attention after she got out of jail. But it's just for her public image," one Hollywood insider said.
And those close to the heiress doubt she can keep the good-girl act going too much longer. "She's being smart right now, but she's a party girl at heart . . . we'll just have to wait and see," dished one pal.
After Hilton's stint in jail, she abandoned longtime publicist Elliot Mintz for Sitrick, who's handled Ryan Phillipe, Rush Limbaugh and Naomi Campbell during their own scandals.
Nice try, Hilton, but you're not pulling the one-piece over our eyes.
More of Hilton with Adrian Grenier after the jump.
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What's this guy going to do once everyone realizes he's a second-rate actor who's just handsoming it out, bitch, and that his main vehicle is basically a commercial with dick jokes?
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Here's photos of Adrian Grenier playing with his band, The Honey Brothers, yesterday at the Soho House in LA. Their sound is self-described as "country-glamrock-ukulele band." Well, well, well.
Quick rule of thumb for music: if it's got three adjectives, it's probably shitty. So, if you come across a "hip hop-country-techno" outfit, don't even bother asking how much the cover is, just keep on going, because there's nothing worse than bad live music from a band you've never heard of. Even two descriptors is pushing it (the most common one these days is "alt-country"). With that in mind, how good do you think the "country-glamrock-ukelele" music is?
You can give it a listen here, but it's probably best to just stick to enjoying Entourage.
Tonight is the premiere of Bravo's new series, Tabloid Wars, about life working for the New York Daily News, and this clip gives us a taste of what we're in for. It looks a lot like my glamorous life, really, only I never flirt with the idea of fruit-tini's. Also, I don't demand drinks from women who aren't actually working for the bar. Also, I barely leave my apartment. I am known to wear pink Polo shirts, however, so it's a pretty spot on facsimile.
Before Vincent Chase was letting $12.5 million slip through his pretty little fingers, he was just a guy from Queens. A local New Yorker who all but built hipster haven Williamsburg in Brooklyn into what it is today. Oh, wait, Vincent Chase isn't real? His name is Adrian Grenier and he's just an actor? Shit, man, he's so believable on Entourage. To be fair though, I'm not sure that role should even count as acting when he's clearly just being himeself.
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