MORE GOOD NEWS, LADIES "Star Jones and Al Reynolds have finalized their divorce. The two — who announced their split in April after 3 1/2 years of marriage — 'have reached an amicable settlement in their divorce proceeding and expect the divorce to be finalized in the very near future,' Jones' rep tells Access Hollywood."
Al Reynolds, a washed up Wall Streeter who was once married to washed up talk show host Star Jones, took to YouTube yesterday in an attempt to share the “real” Reynolds. Or, as he puts it, “The Al Reynolds You Don’t Know.” Did we ask?
Far too self-important to speak into the camera — so pedestrian! — Reynolds instead speaks with a journalist, who asks the hard-hitting, tabloid ready questions, like “Are you gay?” The answer, of course, is a long-winded, tortuous and overly prepared “no.” It begins thusly:
Adorable heterosexual Al Reynolds has adorable things to say about his adorable split from adorable Star Jones. You know, the type of cloudy, ambiguous things that could easily be taken out of context, or placed in context, to suggest he might be playing for another team. Things like:
Sad news for those of you left who believed in Star Jones and Al Reynolds' fairytale romance. The marriage, which has survived three years, is on the verge of ending.
'They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,' a friend of the couple told the [National] Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or get out.'
Another insider … confirmed the breakup and revealed Star’s intention to make it permanent. 'Star is planning to divorce Al. … I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.'
Star really is a nightmare, isn't she? She's not even a good beard.
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