So last night was the ESPY Awards, and you're looking at the best part of the evening: The Giants won for "Best Upset." Speaking of upset, we're a little concerned that there were more celebrities than athletes in attendance. Sure, you need some famous people to attract attention to the event, but when Trista Sutter is posing on the red carpet next to Terrell Owens, you know things have gotten out of control.

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Robin Thicke is so much handsomer and more talented than his father that if they were wild animals, Alan would have to kill him and eat him in front of the rest of their family to reassert dominance.

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It's nice to know that in this age of uber-production and staged reality there is still room for a good old fashioned fuck up. Even better when it takes place at this year's Mrs. World finale in St. Petersberg and the competition is clearly rigged for Mrs. Russia to win and the host, Alan Thicke obviously, gives the crown to the wrong girl. Tears, rage, a sparsely populated second go of the ceremony, a child lowered from the ceiling twice, for starters–this video's got it all.

It's priceless, just like broken hearts always are. Just one more reason to enter your child into the pageant circuit at the youngest possible age to ensure a full lifetime of maximum social retardation, skewed sense of reality, self-esteem based on arbitrary and physical characterisitics, and brilliant dramatic make-up techniques.

Back up one second though, Mrs. World? The marrieds get one of these now? Isn't there some time when we should cut these pageant hussies loose? This has to be the lowest of them all. A little hurt up for cash, eh, Thicke?