• Tutankhamun not quite the looker we expected. [AFP]

• Clearly, not all models are stupid. [DListed]

• New Spice Girls track less "Voodoo" more Sunday School. [EBG]

• Following the devastating California fires, Matthew McConaughey decides he wants a much more expensive Malibu home than the one in which he currently lives. Huh? [PS]

• A Playboy Bunny and Hugh Hefner! So creative, you two vapid schmucks! [HT]

• Before we chastise: Are we sure she's not handicapped? That might explain more than just this parking job. [ICYDK]

• A Julia Roberts interview that might reveal slightly more about Julia Roberts than you knew before! Whoa! Did you already know stuff about Julia Roberts? Double whoa! [INO]

• Oh, yeah, she's pregnant. [Yeeeah]

• Lookalikes! What fun. [CityRag]

• Harry Potter has groupies. Let's hope he uses a condom spell. [DListed]

• How to save face after License to Wed spit in it. [BWE]

• Methinks this dude's gotta drop a lot of his first name to keep her pleased. [ICYDK]

• She can't even steal good songs. [Yeeeah]

• Who's that holding that nasty camera? [CityRag]

• This model's everywhere. I think she likes sampling different local cuisines. [HT]

Every time guys who don't care about how fast cars go see a girl like this, we think, "I really fucking hope that she doesn't do that thing where she throws up metal horns and peace signs all the time like some performing child." Then, inevitably, she starts doing that shit and we go, "Let the millionaire Spanish guy who chain smokes and wears sunglasses to the club have her; there's only so many requests for 'Back in Black' I can take."

More horning and peacing and Euroing after the jump.

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