• Sometime's he's wrong, but this time he's right. [Queerty]

• Calum Best screwing and then telling some dude named "The Screw" about the screwing. It's all screwy. [DListed]

• Carlton still cute-ing his way into hearts. [BWE]

• Sorry, Avril, people have to take you seriously as a human being before they'll take you seriously as an actress. [Glitterati]

• Still with the bikini photo shoots of Pamela Anderson? Isn't it overkill at this point? [HT]

• Looks like Mrs. Cavalli is having trouble walking, also. [ICYDK]

• We're trying to understand, Cameron, but seriously: What's up with the magic man? [Yeeeah]

• Where's baldo? [CityRag]

• Jossip just got a lot less pink, and Tom Ford just got a lot more stupid. [Jossip]

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today's winner is ronnie:

Sly Stallone’s growing
wrong organ. People prescribe
gingko biloba

Nice job, ronnie. Though I should mention that Jen would have won had her work been within the syllable constraints.

More after the jump.

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"No you were the better secondary—definitely not tertiary—player in your particular, questionably good vehicle!"

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