Ali and Dina Lohan ruined cats for everyone last night at Animal Fair Magazine's Halloween pet costume party in NYC. The 14-going-on-45-year-old strutted around in cat ears and a white mesh tank, which … no. Just no.
Forget the animals for a second — is there some sort of charity that can benefit the Lohans and buy them some anonymity and/or class? CONTINUED »
Dina Lohan has displayed plenty of bad judgment in the past: She married Michael Lohan, the crazy famewhore who likely puts the latest issue of OK! magazine next to the Bible on his nightstand; she steered daughter Lindsay down the worst path possible, which led to arrests and multiple stints in rehab; then she paraded her youngest daughter, Ali, on reality television in an effort to score a record deal. It's quite sad, actually.
To aid her latest project, Dina went to the media with claims that music manager Johnny Wright is desperate to steer Ali's career, much like he has done with Justin Timberlake and the Jonas Brothers. Dina's rep issued a statement saying she was "interested and would take the meeting" with Wright. One problem: Johnny hates her guts and has no problem admitting it.
His rebuttal (Sherri Shepherd's word of the day) after the jump. CONTINUED »
ALI LOHAN'S TWIN IS STICKING AROUND "After the success of 90210’s first three weeks on the air, the CW network has given a green light to nine more episodes of the remake, making it the first new show of fall to be picked up for an entire season."
Good news, everyone: Michael Lohan ran to E! News to announce that he and the rest of his obnoxious family have called a truce just in time for his father's burial. Mike went on to confirm that all of his children will be in attendance, despite Lindsay's publicized absence at the funeral earlier this week.
But here's where things get weird: Michael actually goes on to say nice things about Dina!
'And I can't believe how great Dina has been,' he said of his ex-wife. 'She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great.'
Time to go stock up on bottled water and flashlights.
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There was something off about last night's premiere of the new 90210, but I couldn't put my finger on it. While it wasn't necessarily bad — I'll definitely watch again, because my standards for television are quite low — I spent most of the two-hour show rolling my eyes. It may have something to do with the fact that the main character is a dead ringer for Ali Lohan.
Did anyone else watch? Care to review the premiere?
Lindsay Lohan arrived at the West Hollywood opening of Apple Lounge in an outfit she pulled from 14-year-old sister Ali's closet.
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So it turns out Lindsay Lohan has a MySpace blog, and she's used it this time around to tell us she misses Samantha (complete with a frowny face) and take up for her 14-year-old sister Ali, who is facing one of the toughest battles: boob job rumors.
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
Interesting argument, Linds. So the reason Ali hasn't had a boob job is because of Dina's fine influence? Ha!
• Jessica Simpson attempts her best "sexy" face. [HT]
• "Ali Lohan is ready to follow in big sis Lindsay's musical footsteps" is not a compliment, Ali. Sorry. [INO]
• What the hell happened to Jake Gyllenhaal? [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got matching tattoos, because that's what BFFs do. [Yeeeah]
• Sacha Baron Cohen's daughter: A mini-Borat. [PS]
• The next classic Hollywood has decided to destroy: The Witches of Eastwick. We give up. [DListed]
If you haven't been keeping up with the Anderson Cooper-Lohan family feud, then we'll give you the shortened version: Anderson insulted Dina and Ali on Live with Regis and Kelly, then Dina told OK! magazine something about cruelty and karma, then Anderson responded on 360 by basically laughing at the idiocy of the entire family. Caught up? Good.
We knew it was only a matter of time before Michael Sr. threw his hat into the ring, and he didn't disappoint with his statement to Access Hollywood:
I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.
Because if anyone is in a position to talk about keeping your opinions to himself, it's Michael "I sell my statements to the tabloids" Lohan. Well played.
Anderson, rebuttal?
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On yesterday's Live with Regis and Kelly, guest co-host Anderson Cooper launched into an attack on the Lohan family, offering up his great Dina impression and nothing this lovely observation: "The only thing I've seen her actually do is sit around in an office reading stuff about her daughter online and then calling the people up like, 'You gotta take that offline.'" Which is perfect, because this is exactly what Dina did — by the end of the day, she had called OK! magazine with an "exclusive" quote about how Anderson has bad karma (we don't even need to go into the pot and kettle introductions). But Anderson has won yet again with his latest opinion on last night's 360. Dina, honey, you're out of your league.
After Anderson Cooper's anti-Lohan rant yesterday on Live with Regis and Kelly, we knew mom Dina would be quick with a rebuttal. For a quick refresher, here's part of what Coop had to say about Ali, the family's littlest famewhore:
Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60. … I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and/or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know.
Dina disappointed us in the statement department, simply offering up: "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him." Well, she would know about bad karma.
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Our apologies for posting a second Anderson Cooper video in the same afternoon, but this moment is made of such greatness it deserves to be shared. Anderson shares with Kelly his reality TV viewing habits and then goes on to bash Dina and Ali Lohan, but the best part is where he references Joel McHale. The fact that Anderson Cooper watches The Soup just made our entire day.
Here's the music video for Ali Lohan's "All the Way Around." Some creative genius decided that the 14-year-old brat wasn't worth a big-budget set, so instead we're treated to a bunch of clips from Living Lohan. The reality show was bad enough the first time around, but now that it's set to this travesty of a song it's officially unbearable.
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I am going to fight with everything that is from toe to head of me." — Jessie, Big Brother
On the season finale of Living Lohan, Ali showed off her terrible acting skills at an audition for some movie involving trolls. Unbeknownst to her and Dina, however, is the teensy little fact that the director, Peter Davy, used to work in the porn industry and is responsible for such classy films as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone. Dina reportedly "went nuclear" when she heard about Pete's former profession — but we highly doubt that would have stopped her from pimping out Ali for a leading movie role.
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For all two of you waiting around for Hayden Panettiere's debut single, here it is. The song is titled "Wake Up Call" and it sounds like something that should be played at a 7th grade dance. Vocally, she sounds better than Ali Lohan and Heidi Montag, so … that's something?
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Villainous mother of four Dina Lohan took her 14-year-old daughter Ali (aka Plan B) to CBS' Early Show yesterday to drum up some viewers for the family's tainted reality show, Living Lohan.
With her forked tongue, Dina said without laughing that she only agreed to do the reality program to "diffuse the rumors," presumably the ones that say she's a money-hungry loon who will do anything to be famous. Then Ali spoke and demonstrated just how deeply she's repressed her memories:
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So Ali Lohan's singing career is really happening, as evidenced by her first single, "All the Way Around." Ali describes the song as having a "hip-hop vibe," which leads us to wonder whether or not Ali has actually listened to hip-hop.
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