The reasoning behind Living Lohan, according to Dina and Ali, was to show America that the Lohans are just like any other typical family. Luckily, the project has instead turned into a showcase of the repulsiveness of Ali. I specifically remember having this exact same conversation with my mother — I wanted a cat of my own, but I didn't show responsibility for the other pets — except things ended a bit differently. Now I understand why Dina won that parenting award: She has yet to kill Ali.
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On last night's Living Lohan, 14-year-old Ali was "tormented" by some classmates who said she needs to stop trying to be like big sister Lindsay. (Well, they have a point.) Naturally, mother bear Dina was appalled, because apparently she forgot about what's said in all those tabloids she reads every morning over coffee.
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We’ve tried our damnedest to remove The View from our cultural radar. Enough with Elisabeth Hasselbeck reminding America that she had a baby and loves George Bush. Or Whoopi Goldberg reminding everybody that she can barely stand to be there.
But then producers whipped up this genius segment: In discussing the possibility of booking Dina and Ali Lohan, who want to promote their Living Lohan show, the decision was made that they’d be allowed on the show … only if they were willing to discuss Lindsay.
• Usher's performance on Good Morning America today reminded everyone how not-so-awesome Justin Timberlake really is. [INO]
• We weren't invited to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' cocktail party. Somehow, life goes on. [ICYDK]
• In a desperate ploy for publicity, Supernanny has announced that she would be "more than happy" to help Britney. Um, OK? [People]
• Everything the Lohans touch turns to gold. And by "gold" we mean "stuff nobody wants to see." [PS]
• Charlie Sheen seems to have convinced yet another stupid female to marry him. [DListed]
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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I'm like a coat in a closet, just hangin' in there." — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3
E! celebrated Memorial Day by honoring those who fought and died for our country with two new shows depicting the strength and character of the everyday American: Living Lohan and Denise Richards: It's Complicated.
Both Denise and Dina Lohan have stated that they agreed to these shows in an effort to set the record straight and allow the public to have a glimpse into their real lives. You see, they are just like everyone else: Dina wakes up each morning and, over her cup of coffee, peruses every tabloid to find anything involving the Lohans. And then there's Denise, who tries to breed her pigs because she has nothing better to do. Seriously, that's what the entire episode was about.
It goes without saying these shows do the ladies no favors, but the real victims here are the viewers. Click through for clips from each show. CONTINUED »
There's no way in hell Ali Lohan is 14 years old. The baby famewhore talked to David Letterman last night about how she has a normal family, just like you and me … except her family loves fame and attention, and they have that disease that makes you age faster than normal. Dave is obviously not impressed by Ali in the least, even referring to her as Lindsay at the end of the interview. Which, now that we think about it, is kind of a compliment.
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The series premiere of Living Lohan debuts next week, but to hold you over, here's a clip from an upcoming episode in which Dina berates the press for not having proper boundaries while allowing her 14-year-old daughter to look at pictures from Lindsay's possible sex tape. CONTINUED »
In a bizarre new interview on Extra, Dina and Ali Lohan sit down to answer only a few approved questions, as evidenced by the ridiculous Lohan publicist who constantly shoots down the reporter's benign questions. Which might be understandable if this weren't the biggest famewhoring family in America. No question is too low for the Mother of the Year.
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GET EXCITED "Ali Lohan, Lindsay's 14-year-old sister, has begun filming her first film project, Mostly Ghostly, in Los Angeles. … Ali's role shares similarities with her older sister's character in the 2004 film Mean Girls: She'll play 'a popular high school senior' in the film, says a source. "
Michael Lohan is back in the news for reopening his divorce case against Mother of the Year Dina. His reasoning? He claims Dina stole his idea for a reality show, name and all: "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title." Of course the genius that is Living Lohan came from Michael — it was obviously developed through the power of Jesus.
He also takes issue with the fact that none of his kids have visited their grandparents:
[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she's okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out. My father went into heart failure again yesterday — and yet not one of the kids has seen him.
Here's the problem, Mike: You created a bunch of selfish monsters. Congrats!
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Little girl lost Lindsay Lohan recently had a rare moment of clarity. The freckled wunderkind reportedly told friends that she refuses to appear on her pimpy mother's new reality show. Instead, Dina Lohan's E! program, Living Lohan, will feature Lindsay's younger sister, Ali, and brother, Dakota, not to mention an explanation of why Lindsay is so goddamn sad.
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Ali Lohan is a brave soul. Not only are she and her mother Dina confronting the fact that they "have no choice" but to star in a reality show — the 14-year-old is also shedding light on premature aging, a disease also affecting her sister Lindsay.
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Get your DVRs ready! The new Lohan reality show, tentatively titled Living Lohan, will run on E! this summer. The series with follow mom Dina Lohan"as she juggles family life with business, attempting to launch 14-year-old daughter Ali's entertainment career."
Lindsay's brothers, 11-year-old Cody and 20-year-old Michael, will also appear on the show.
'The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,' Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. 'This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.'
Yes, the Lohans are just like any other normal family: A fame-whoring mother attempts to keep her fame-whoring children out of rehab, prison and the hospital.
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Ali Lohan, Lindsay's flatter but less drug-addicted younger sibling, recently spoke to the dealer's in insecurity at Teen Vogue.
In the mag's "People are Talking About" section, Ali broaches everything from how bad she wants to be famous to how her sister's fame has made her desperate to be famous. "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know," she says at one point, presenting like a dog in heat.
Of her big sister, the drunk blow queen with the disintegrating career, Ali says, "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does."
At an early age, most people with older siblings will begin to emulate them. When that older sibling was making short work of eight balls and fifths of Stoli by 19, chances are their impressionable younger brother or sister has some rough years ahead.
Also, we think those tights are constricting the blood flow to her little sister's developing brain.
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• "But you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend." (Twice today.) [Yeeeah]
• Wow! Kids are growing up too early. Why are our parents always right? [DListed]
• Keira Knightley and another period film. B-b-b-boring. [PS]
• "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." [INO]
• We know who Spock is; who's Zachary Quinto? [ICYDK]
• Fabio doing what he does best. [CityRag]
• Ass like an apple? Is that a compliment? [HT]
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