• Here's Amnesia Sparkles – the drag queen responsible for making Cord "Cordless" – explaining how this Sunday's Oscars will be like sex with a black man. As you might guess, it's NSFW. [Queerty]

• Idle Americans are prepared to again fawn over American Idols, many of whom will soon become idle Americans once again. [DListed]

• That's not the breast place for a tattoo, Christina. [HT]

• A silvery Rihanna awaits your approval here. [INO]

• "I'm the Hillary Clinton of the Oscars." [ICYDK]

• Go organic! It'll make you feel like a new person filled with alien spirits! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [CityRag]

• Hey! More and more people are discovering that we have too many goddamn golf courses in this country. Cacti of the American Southwest, we've made the first step. [NYT]