• This guy was my pretty much my idol after Rumble Fish. What happened, Mick? [DListed]

• Roddick got Photoshop 'roids. At least they're safe. [BWE]

• Big boobs is your evidence? She's had big boobs for like seven years now. How long is that baby taking, guys? [HT]

• Lohan meltdown clock set two minutes closer to midnight. [ICYDK]

• Some prince is paying ten mill to hang with Michael Jackson. Dude, I would have done it for half that, and I wouldn't even molest you. [Yeeeah]

• Since boobs are no longer shocking on his show, Howard Stern has taken the next logical step to suicide. [CityRag]

• Knowing that this was forced makes it even more hollow than most other public service announcements. [SH]

• "The Friends Curse" is actually just everyone finally realizing Friends sucked. [PopBytes]

• Cheap shot of the day. [CityRag]

• Madonna's line at H&M. It's a commercial. Don't go out of your way unless you're really bored. Also, does anyone know why you can't shop for H&M online? [TheBosh]

• The Coroner from Law & Order dresses poorly. But, she's got a cute name. And that counts for something in my book. [GFY]

• Fault! Roddick, get your hands outta there. [TEB]

• Depp's daughter is better already. It was scurvy. They gave her some limes. Arrrrrrrrrrr! [JJ]

• I'm pretty sure that's Raphael Saadiq with Joss Stone. If so, that's great. Because Tony! Toni! Tone! was fantastic. [ASL]

• A real friends curse: "DListed, Hollywood Tuna, Egotastic, Derek Hail, I'm Not Obsessed, Celebitchy, Celebslam, The Bastardly, Popoholic, Horny Oyster and Concrete Loop are just a few of the sites hosted with the company Choopa, which is moving their servers today. Bloggers were told that there would be just a few hours downtime, but obviously this hasn't happened. They hope to be up again tomorrow and are sorry for the delay."

• Oh sick. Simpson hair off head. [As Long As There's Sidewalks, I'll Have A Job]

• Victoria Beckham knows that hydration is for bitches. [A Socialite's Life]

• Christina is fancy-pants glamorama. [popbytes]

• Pengies! Waddle, waddle. [PopSugar]

• Andy Roddick was a half-assed K-Fed for Halloween. [WWTDD]

• Sienna Miller moves quickly. [DListed]

• Man, I think I'm on Team Karen. [BWE]

• Christina Aguilera admits that marriage isn't perfect, but her ability to apply lipstick certainly is. [Junkiness]

• Did some plucky Ikea worker photoshop a human penis on that dog? Crazy Europeans. [DListed]

• Is that the hint of a Tina Knowles nip slip? Yikes. [PopSugar]

• Guess which hot hot hot celebrity has a crazy person promoting him. [Jossip]

• More like XS-Tina. [CityRag]

• Watch out Maria Sharpova, Andy Roddick might like his women with no discernible talents. He was seen getting close to Paris Hilton in Vegas. [Faded Youth]

• Jake Gyllenhaal air kisses some girl. That slut. [Teddy and Moo]

• Anna Nicole's ex is filing that totally expected paternity lawsuit. [Celebrity Nation]

• Mischa Barton looks halfway normal, pushes her own baggage cart. It's almost like she's a real person. [VelvetHotTub]

• Everyone's real pleased Keira Knightly isn't anorexic, other than her relatives, who maybe aren't all that jazzed to have their family eating disorder history publicly aired. [Junkiness]

• Michael Jackson: Crazier and crazier with every passing day. [DListed]

• Madonna's H&M ads almost make it seem like she would shop there. Almost, but not really. [JustJared]

• Completely unsubstantiated rumor of the day: Jay-Z and Beyonce got married this weekend? [Jossip]

• Turns out rappers aren't as into Build-A-Bear workshops as they are Louis Vuitton. Maybe if you could dress the bear in LV, then we'd be talking. [BWE]

• Fair's fair in celebrity naught bits peeking out. Here's an unfortunate Andy Roddick shorts situation. [Faded Youth]

• Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are back on, never let it be said she doesn't like 'em trashy. [PopSugar]

• Looks like Shiloh really tuckered little Kingston Stefani-Rossdale out. [Smart.]

• Lindsay Lohan is 20 going on you friend's 45-year-old mom who's always awkwardly drunk when you go over to do homework after school. [The Superficial]

• Don't bring your man-purse around Andy Roddick. Seriously, he thinks that's girly as hell. [DListed]

• Heather Locklear appears to have done a pretty decent job shaping up David Spade. They don't even look absurd together. [JustJared]

• Finally you can see inside Brad Pitt's house without feeling like a stalker. [A Socialite's Life]

• This Star Jones vs. the View catfight may just be the best thing to happen to Star in years. [Us Weekly]

• Scarlett Johansson is overwhelming, both with her body and her mind. [Egotastic]