• What awful, awful things happened to this man to make him want to live like this? [DListed]

• "Marc Jacobs = Andy Warhol" Um, no. [FS]

• Heather Mills is set to release a self-help book called Getting Healthy with Heather. Surprisingly, the book does not recommend marrying a music legend and then taking $50 million from him. [ICYDK]

• "10 Toys That Made You Gay" [CityRag]

• Britney Spears is still in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson, undoubtedly spending her days suntanning and learning of all the benefits of Catholicism. [HT]