Bottled Water Is Foolish!
• This is an April Fool's prank for good.
• Jay Leno has apologized to the gay community for being a stupid face and asking a guest to make a "gay face." [DListed]
• "MTV Cancels The Hills!!!" [PS]
• Beyonce and Jay-Z might get married, so, y'know, give up your dreams of dating either of them. [INO]
• People are finding avenues outside of music through which to feed Amy Winehouse money she'll spend on drugs. [ICYDK]
• That one bikini model who strangles herself with her breasts is now reviewing the film The Mist. Someone tell her it's not about being late for a train. [HT]
• Celine Dion smokes weed and is still that into` herself. Yikes. [CityRag]
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