"He was really weird with her," said [Richie Rich] … "He kept leering at her and saying, "I want to fuck you!"

Axl is 46, Kelly: 24.

• Hurry and enter to win a date with Barack Obama. And then marry him if you love him so much! [SH]

• Everyone gets a free can of Dr Pepper if Axl Rose releases the new Guns N' Roses album this year. If it happens, we guarantee the soda will be better than the album. [DListed]

• Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger wield control over Clint Eastwood in our America? Why? [PS]

• Adriana Lima will remove her clothes for moving pictures, too. [HT]

• Nick Lachey is still driving cars and whatnot. Scintillating. [INO]

• "When I die, I wish to be cryogenically frozen in Nan Kempner’s closet." -Lucy Liu [ICYDK]

• If you're going to commit a crime, have the decency to put on a three-piece suit. [CityRag]

According to US Weekly, Sean Preston Spears has been named "Worst Dressed Man in the World" by Esquire. Of course, it's a little harsh to blame Sean Preston for his decidedly un-dapper appearance, but perhaps the babe should already know better. Runners up include Marc Anthony and Axl Rose. I personally think Jude Law should have won, or at the very least garnered a mention for his constant raping us in the eyes with his man-dals and man-pris (admittedly, this photo isn't the worst, but I can't get over that tank top).

Therefore, to bring honor back to the Spears-Federline name, I offer you a chance to change history and rename the Worst Dressed Man of the Year. I leave Sean as an option, as for all I know you think that he shouldn't be mollycoddled if he's ever going to learn. It's in your hands, people. Vote early and vote often.

Worst. Dressed. Man.

Who do you think is really the worst dressed? Sean Preston, forget learning to walk/talk, let's focus on the dressing himself. (26) 6% Marc Anthony, though it must be hard to dress when every time you look in the mirror you are staring death in the face. (80) 20% Axl Rose, can't really get past the conrows to see what else he's wearing, but I'm sure it's bad. (111) 28% Jude Law was robbed. Man-pris. Man-dals. Tank Top. Nuff said. (183) 46% Total Votes: 400

While in Sweden on tour, Axl Rose went a little Mike Tyson on a security guard's leg by trying to take a bite out of him. Apparently Rose didn't know that attempting to bite through human flesh is not the best way to end a dispute or keep a low profile. The AP reports:

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) — Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose was arrested in Stockholm early Tuesday after allegedly biting a security guard in the leg at his hotel, police said.

Rose - who performed in the Swedish capital on Monday - was ordered held in jail by prosecutors on suspicion of attacking and threatening the guard, as well as causing damage to the Berns Hotel where the alleged scuffle took place, police spokeswoman Towe Hagg said.

Rose could be kept in jail until Friday, when prosecutors must decide whether to ask a court to remand him in custody, Hagg said.

At least he probably brought the guard to his na na na na na na knees, knees.
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• I don’t wanna say anything, but maybe Kirsten Dunst should buckle down and visit a dentist. [WWTDD]

• Jessica Simpson is tired of being alone. Nick Lachey’s album sales, on the other hand, are not tired of his loneliness. [PopSugar]

• Don’t you worry about Stavros Niarchos, judging from this photo he’s managed to find a girl drunker than Paris. [Hollywood Rag]

• Keanu Reeves heard the scruffy look is in and finally got vindication for years of sporting the look. [JustJared]

• What, you don’t think you need to see Brian Austin Green being fondled by his girlfriend at lunch? For shame. [Drunken Stepfather]

• Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger’s scuffle was just a misunderstanding. A drunken, middle-aged, has-been misunderstanding. [The Bosh]

• How much would you pay/have to be paid to kiss Axl Rose on the cheek? Rosario Dawson would slip him some tongue for a little publicity. [DListed]

• Pamela Anderson can wear short shorts all she wants, but I can't stop trying to figure out what is nestled in her chest. [Hollywood Rag]

• Tom Hank's hair has deserved grades from A to F throughout the years, but a C for Da Vinci Code? Sounds like grade inflation to me. [The Jay]

• Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman had a bit of a "racist incident" on a British radio show. Thankfully Halle wasn't actually in the studio to tear the wrongful DJ a new one. [Just Jared]

• Quentin Tarantino proves once and for all that he has the worst taste in women by choosing Fergie as his new muse. Sorry, did I say women, I meant the ambiguously gendered. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]