• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are celebrating two years of their creepy, bizarre marriage. [DListed]

• Amy Winehouse's drug-filled beehive is back. Everyone can relax. [ICYDK]

• Mariah Carey knows how to get the pregnancy rumor mill churning: Cover up and touch your stomach. [PS]

• Jessica Simpson continues to mutilate her face. [HT]

• Twilight star Robert Pattinson is going to have some sort of nervous breakdown in the very near future. It's inevitable. [INO]

• Life is tough for Kim Kardashian. [Yeeeah]

Today, on the fifth anniversary of the beginning of the war in Iraq, let us remember that 3,982 Americans and countless others from around the world have been killed in this conflict. Most of the American dead were under the age of 25. Currently, there is no real plan to bring the soldiers home.