In a mere two sentences, Paris Hilton reveals how her thinking is a little askew (emphasis ours):

I admire people like Donald Trump, who are their brand. They go out there and promote their brand and themselves and they’re good people.

You had us right until the last statement, P. But you never really had us, what with you being a horrible human being and all. This just explains so much.

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• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]

• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]

• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses "cunts." [PS]

• Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]

• America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: "I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool." And don't you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]

Alicia Douvall's 12-year-old daughter, Georgia, wants a breast augmentation; no doubt to emulate her mother, who's had a dozen. Alicia, a model, says there's absolutely no way she's going to let Georgia get breast implants at 12. Obviously, the young lady has to wait until she's 16!!!!!!!

"I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career."

The awful, miserable Alicia has done one kind thing for her daughter and changed Georgia's name to Destiny, a gauche but clear reminder to the world that she had no choice but to become a horribly damaged nightmare.