Say it ain't so, ladies!

Estelle Getty’s friends and family gathered at a private memorial service yesterday to mourn the loss of the late actress.
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Very noticeably absent from the tear-filled and unfortunate gathering? Estelle’s Golden Girls costars Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan and Betty White.

You mean they didn't get together for nightly bridge games and cookie recipe-sharing? This world sucks.

75 percent of the Golden Girls (Betty White, Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan) got together for a rare public appearance at the TV Land Awards in Santa Monica yesterday. The beautiful old trio was hugging and laughing and generally being just as adorable as you'd expect. Sadly, the gang wasn't all there, as Estelle Getty now suffers from severe dementia and can't attend events. But rest assured, her heart remains true, she's still a pal and confidante (and she always will be).

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In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today's Someone Haiku winner is Marie:

a plastic woman
doesn’t need real bodyguards
anyway, people

And no, she didn't win just because she whined about it.

New Someone Haiku after the jump. (Kinda not safe for work if you work with big babies who get offended over even paintings of breasts.)

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