Remember when I told you guys about how Michael Phelps rejected me at Bowlmor's 70th anniversary party and instead went back to his lane so he could put his arm around some girl? Well, I found the girl: Miss California contestant Nicole Johnson. The two have been spotted out together a lot lately — she even flew back to Baltimore with him last week. And a source at the Bowlmor party confirmed the girl I spotted with Michael was indeed Nicole:

While Phelps told reporters on the red carpet that he's not dating anyone, Johnson quietly slipped into the booth at his lane. As the two canoodled, a bevy of female fans began to snap shots of the duo, prompting an enraged Johnson to stand, cast a stern look at the crowd and yell, 'Who is taking pictures?'

I hate her already. That's immature, but I do.

26-year-old Texan Crystle Stewart, whose common first name has the oddest spelling we've ever seen, last night beat out 50 other contestants to be crowned Miss USA. The Missouri City resident will now move to a ritzy, Trump Towers apartment in New York City, where she will promptly forget her old friends and become addicted to cocaine and fawning.

• Oh my goodnes! The hate! [BWE]

• Meta-posting! [Jossip]

• Posh to birth girl and fill her head with horribly depressing ideas. [DListed]

• Oooooooh: "romantic trip to the Maldives"! [PS]

• One, two, three. Three minds not being used to the best of their abilities. [EBG]

• Pamela Anderson doing what she does adequately enough to still be photographed by people. [HT]

• Pete Doherty finds a moment of lucidity. [ICYDK]

• Angie Harmon's "Shape" looks to be straight. [INO]

• Perhaps this humiliation will compel her to lose some of that burdensome weight. [Yeeeah]

• People still making normal behavior seem odd. [CityRag]