Britney Spears' chronic misbehavior is finally on a slight upswing. Though her socially awkward insanity persists, her acts have returned to being acerbic and satirical, like that time she cleaned up dog shit with a Chanel gown on the set of some ridiculous photo shoot. Ben Widdicombe has the scoop on her latest bout of beautiful madness:

[Spears] flummoxed staff at the Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave. this month by turning up with a Dolce & Gabbana dress she wanted the store to copy - in all white - to be ready by that evening.

According to a witness, "the staff explained that they didn't have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time."

"The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window…The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100."