It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.

The pictures (and there are many) are after the jump.

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We accepted that Lance Bass was gay a long time ago, but he seems to keep reminding us by showing up at stuff like the opening night of The Showgirl Must Go On with Bette Midler. We get it, Lance. We put away our *NSYNC posters long ago. Let us grieve in private.

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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.

If you're wondering how a multiple felon gets prime seating at Fashion Week, you must remember that every show is held in a moral vacuum, similar to Hell and Congressional hearings. After the jump, more from Zac Posen.

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