Suge Knight, the intimidating former head of Death Row Records and very probably the man who orchestrated the murders of Biggie and Tupac, got fucking beat up outside a Hollywood club on Saturday night.

According to eyewitness descriptions, the altercation began when Knight and his crew attacked a man while Knight shouted, "I want my money!" After being beaten to the ground, Knight's victim — reportedly a barber who stands no bigger than 5'10" — rose and punched the 6'3" Knight square in the jaw, knocking him out cold for about three minutes.

When police arrived, Knight refused to press charges, as he's going to spare the justice system a lot of paperwork and just shoot to death the guy who punched him.

Click through for more pictures of a bloodied, unconscious Knight and a photo of the alleged superhero who gave that bully what he had coming.

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There goes our Alicia Keys crush:

… KEYS has bizarrely claimed the US government invented ‘gangsta rap’ to convince black people to kill each other.

Keys, 27, said the violent hip-hop style was an anti-black conspiracy. The American, who has sold 25 million albums worldwide, believes the government encouraged the 1990s murders of rappers TUPAC SHAKUR and NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

She told a magazine: “The murders were fuelled to stop a great black leader from existing.”

Long story short, I was within striking distance of Diddy last night but did absolutely nothing I always told myself I would if I ever got the chance to yell in his ear. He was hobbling around with a cane(?) and flanked by only two bodyguards, and yet I still couldn't find the gumption to tell him that I think he backstabbed Shyne and has sullied Biggie's memory. Argh! In my defense, his attendants probably had guns.