Here 'tis, the most racist video Bill O'Reilly and his band of bilious, infectious morons have concocted to date. They've really outdone themselves this time, and that's saying something, m-fers.
Purportedly out to take a glimpse into the "secular progressive" city of San Francisco, whose citizens have been "emboldened" by Obama's election (Billdo actually says that, as if liberals are a rebel force!), a couple O'Reilly Factor producers traveled west to make a sort of infomercial on the City by the Bay. What they actually created is more accurately a modern mini-Birth of a Nation.
How much do you love Anderson Cooper? He's a great news anchor, making a valiant attempt to stay neutral and simply report the news instead of bullying his guests into submission (ahem, Bill O'Reilly), and he manages to take time in his day to enjoy what really matters: reality TV.
Coop stopped by to visit with Jay Leno last night about all things Obama-related, but the main highlight (around 3:10) occurred when he brought up his love affair with The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe. If anyone can get the Silver Fox to do some reality television commentary for Mollygood, let us know.
Human grease trap Bill O'Reilly appeared on the ever-popular Daily Show last night to goofily spar with Jon Stewart and show how he can be "with it, like the Negroes." No, he didn't say that, but you know he was thinking it in his fat, two-bit head.
For a good 10 minutes, the two polar opposites mocked one another in an awkward dance of an interview that can be summed up like this:
O'Reilly: You liberal queers in New York don't know the "real America."
Stewart: You sure are stupid, huh?
Sure, we suppose it's sort of funny to see Stewart grill O'Reilly about how his beliefs are absurd, but why give this man more airtime than he already gets on Fox News? Especially if you're not going to really run him over the coals for being a detestable piece of garbage.
The first part's above and the second is after the jump.
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The rotund gent you see at right is being indicted in the city of New York for snatching a McCain campaign sign from the hands of a middle-aged woman, snapping it in half and then punching the GOP supporter, who's been described as "small" and "quiet," in the face. Witnesses to the assault said the man gave no indication as to why he was attacking the lady, to whom he said only, "You people are ridiculous!"
What a crazy man. But what's even crazier is this…
FOUR MORE AWFUL, BIGOTED, IDIOTIC YEARS "Bill O'Reilly is going to be sticking around the Fox News Channel for another four years. The top-rated cable news network is expected to announce as soon as Wednesday that O'Reilly has signed a new multi-year contract. The deal is estimated to be worth between $10 million and $12 million a year. … He's had the most-watched show in the 8 p.m. time period among the cable news networks for 94 consecutive months, according to the Nielsen Company. And so far this month, he's averaging more than 4 million viewers a night."
"YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT! YOU'RE GAY! YOU'RE JEWISH!" Little Bill O'Reilly returns to give Barney Frank a piece of his mind.
Riff is going to the dance to make nice with Bernardo, so this Thursday America will be able to witness the ultimate mambo as John McCain makes his long-awaited appearance (probably) on The Late Show with David Letterman. Unless he backs out again, of course.
The question is: Will Letterman take the Bill O'Reilly route and go all soft and sweet once he has his opponent in the chair? Or will he continue to berate McCain and hope the audience he's already lost during the debacle is less than the numbers he's bringing in for his on-air beat-down? Let's take a look at the McCain/Letterman time-line and place our bets accordingly:
What's funnier than children swearing? Children swearing while doing a fantastic impression of frothing, maniacal stupid man Bill O'Reilly!
Even the Republicans have had enough. Here's an excerpt from "Palin Problem," an article by writer and frequent Bill O'Reilly guest Kathleen Parker, published today on National Review Online:
It was fun while it lasted.
Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League.
Bill O'Reilly isn't just targeting talk radio lately. The man is on some sort of brilliant tear about the nature of sitcom finales as well, which Jeff Bercovici found out by actually reading one of O'Reilly's books so we didn't have to. The book of essays, entitled A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity, deals not only with the current electoral climate, but such hard hitting and culturally relevant issues like why Larry David chose such a cop-out ending for Seinfeld:
Yesterday morning on his radio program, the always delightful and laughable Bill O'Reilly, your racist, ignorant grandmother's favorite talking head, literally threatened to beat up and break the fingers of national finance heads. O'Reilly then noted that the ass kicking he was going to deliver was going to be on your behalf, because he's got "money in the bank" and will be alright in these difficult financial times.
Click through to hear what nationally syndicated political discourse has become.
"A man of his word," Barack Obama appeared on the O'Reilly Factor last night to be talked over and rudely interrupted in the "No Spin Zone." The two discussed the war on terror, Iraq, Iran and Pakistan, and there is really nothing stranger than watching a bullying, impatient blowhard and a cerebral, wordy politician try to have an intelligent conversation. Never fear, though. We have all next week to get used to it. Fox is milking this one sit-down for all it's worth, and will stretch it over several episodes. O'Reilly promises that it will be "fairly extensive and provocative."
OK, we know that by now everyone's as tired of Sarah Palin as the wolves the Alaskan governor uses airplanes to chase to the furthest reaches of her snowy state. But this Daily Show clip – an infuriating tally sheet of conservative mendacity – is simply too good not to post.
And before anyone starts to complain about how we've grown into single-minded meanies, note that this clip knocks the media much more than it does Sarah Palin.
BARACK OBAMA TO MAKE BILL O'REILLY LOOK LIKE THE LOUSE HE IS
WE ABHOR VIOLENCE, BUT… "In our hyperreal media multiverse, it's getting harder to stick with metaphor while communicating the desire to kick someone's ass. So indie-hoppers East Coast Avengers have foregone pretense entirely and released a single called 'Kill Bill O'Reilly.'"
Know what's been missing from all the postmortems about the mainstream media not covering the John Edwards scandal? Some input from religious types! Other than Bill O'Reilly!
Generally, the devout frown on the cheating-on-your-wife thing, and especially the cheating-on-your-ill-wife thing. And the Catholics, who spend much of their time warning followers about spending eternity in hell, are quick to point out sins. Including those made by the media at large. Hope you've got your holy water in a bottle with a squirt spout top!
Yes, it's true: Reverend Jesse Jackson is in hot water after being caught by Fox News microphones – which he for some reason thought were off – whispering to a colleague that he believes Barack Obama talks down to black people. Jackson, who has been publicly supportive of Obama in the past, also said that he'd like to "cut [Obama's] nuts off."
As you might imagine, Fox News is like a hog in shit over the recording, and they've been running the footage almost constantly since obtaining it yesterday. Jackson has since apologized for his comments but has yet to explain how he got stupid enough to discuss castration fantasies while mic'ed-up at a Fox News affiliate.
Click through for footage of Bill O'Reilly looking at the footage of Jesse Jackson.
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John Cusack is an actor, which, according to Bill O'Reilly, does not make him qualified to speak publicly about political issues.
Bill O'Reilly is a homophobic and racist blowhard, which does not make him qualified to speak publicly.
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