LEONI LEAVES DUCHOVNY FOR NEW ODD MAN "Sex addict David Duchovny and his actress wife Téa Leoni have split up - but not for the reasons one might think. It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton. Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie."

• Estelle Getty has passed away. RIP. [DListed]

• Khloe Kardashian says she learned a valuable lesson during her stint in jail: Don't drink and drive. If only it were common knowledge, complete with posters everywhere, maybe this whole situation could have been avoided. Oh wait… [ICYDK]

• Billy Bob Thornton seems to think Angelina Jolie is dying to shoot a movie with him. We're sure that's at the top of her priority list at the moment. [INO]

• Why James Blunt is still getting laid. [Yeeeah]

• Britney Spears is on the hunt for a girlfriend. Is this now part of the recovery process for addicts and crazies? [CityRag]

• Speaking of Brit, it's nice to see her happy with her boys. Seriously. [PS]

A story from AskMen.com, the men's online magazine famous for its listicles of hot women, that we sourced earlier today, had Billy Bob Thornton aiming some nasty remarks at ex-wife Angelina Jolie, who's currently enjoying the company of new partner Brad Pitt and on-going speculation about her unborn(?) twins.

According to AskMen, Thornton, speaking at a press launch for his new record, said Angelina "is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. … Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though."

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• The New Kids on the Block reunion excitement has plateaued. [DListed]

• Barack Obama: "Any fool can have a child, but that doesn’t make you a father." And the great speeches continue. [SH]

• For Father's Day, Kate Hudson let her kids hang out with new boyfriend Lance Armstrong. Because that's bound to be healthy. [PS]

• How Whitney Houston treated her stepson: "She decided to turn me into one of her security personnel. I was a teenager but I was walking around dressed up in all black with a Security shirt and she’d have me work for her." [ICYDK]

• Billy Bob Thornton is obviously a bit jealous of Brad Pitt. [INO]

HOW ROMANTIC "Billy Bob Thornton is under fire for allegedly being a huge cyber-pest — the kind that shoots off annoying e-mails and plants bugs in people's homes. According to an LAPD report filed by Elysabeth Cherniak — the sister of Billy Bob's fourth wife — Thornton has been harassing her for nearly two years. She originally thought he was trying to 'court her,' but then 'the e-mails became more insulting.' She also believes 'Mr. Thornton has listening devices in her home.'"

DISGUSTING "Billy Bob Thornton's son is at the center of a criminal investigation — the alleged victim of 'unlawful sex.' … Willie Thornton, age 14, was dating a 22-year-old woman. Her ex-boyfriend apparently became jealous. Sources say the ex called the LAPD, informing them his former GF was having sex with a minor."

• So is Perez Hilton a 10-year-old girl or just a "cunt"? [YouTube]

• Our new hero: "Senator Ernie Chambers of Nebraska filed a lawsuit against God last week for causing 'widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." [DListed]

• Now Pamela Anderson just gives it away for free. [HT]

• Angelina says she's only slept with four men. She must be forgetting that men named Billy Bob count as four or five. [ICYDK]

• Kanye West: "[Black people's] biggest advantage is that we wear gold jewelry really well." That does it: Kanye West doesn't care about black people. [INO]

• Despite what you'll read here, Jared Leto's actual diet is being in a shitty enough band to starve. [Yeeeah]

• Paris Hilton storms the gates of Valtrexia Palace, demanding they release their abundant treasure. [CityRag]