ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS Why didn't President-elect Barack Obama's victory speech include a thank-you to Diddy for casting the election's deciding vote?
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Birthday boy Diddy, upon leaving his Manhattan polling site:
I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Barack Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had.
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Stuck without a Halloween costume to wear tonight? Don't panic — we have seven fool-proof ideas to impress your friends and guarantee you extra candy (or at least a few concerned looks), all inspired by some of our favorite celebrities. They're not exactly scary in the traditional sense, but these costumes are frightening nonetheless. Don't say we never do anything for you.
When you're done, feel free to guess what Whitney will be dressing up as for Halloween (Cord accidentally revealed his costume already). Winner gets a free Internet hug and pride.
For all five of you who stopped watching Sarah Palin destroy our country long enough to catch the season finale of Making the Band, let's discuss. Diddy kicked out both Aubrey O'Day and D. Woods, leaving only three sad members (Aundrea, Dawn and Shannon) who looked like someone shot their puppy.
Your reality TV-loving associate editor, Whitney, attended the live taping and got some inside scoop on exactly what went down in Diddy Land (unfortunately, Puff Diddles was too busy cavorting in his Miami hotel room to join the rest of his minions at the MTV studios). Spoiler alert: There was more bitchassness than should be allowed. CONTINUED »
LIFE IS TOUGH FOR RINGO STARR "Former Beatle Ringo Starr will no longer sign memorabilia for fans and will throw away all fan mail he receives in the future, he has said. 'Please do not send fan mail to any address you have,' he said in a video message on his website. 'Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that is the date on the envelope, it's gonna be tossed. I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do.'"
Stop the presses! Diddy has not changed his name back to Puff Daddy. It was all simply a rumor — except, you know, one of those rumors he started himself. But anyway, on to the main point of this YouTube video: Diddy wants everyone to know how awesome he is. Oh, and vote or die.
It's time for the most important news of the day: The biggest diva in Hollywood, Sean Combs, has "officially" (meaning he made an announcement via MySpace) changed his name back to Puff Daddy. No more Diddy or P. Diddy or Puffy or Diddles.
'They call me Puff Daddy… he's back,' the mogul raps on the remix of O'Neal McKnight's single 'Check Your Coat.' (McKnight is Combs' former stylist.)
'Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,' he continues. 'I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.'
Combs also posted on his MySpace page: 'This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.'
Seriously, we can't keep up.
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Long story short, I was within striking distance of Diddy last night but did absolutely nothing I always told myself I would if I ever got the chance to yell in his ear. He was hobbling around with a cane(?) and flanked by only two bodyguards, and yet I still couldn't find the gumption to tell him that I think he backstabbed Shyne and has sullied Biggie's memory. Argh! In my defense, his attendants probably had guns.
The LA Times' bitchassness is showing.
New evidence proves that a recent LAT article accusing industrious mouth breather Diddy of knowing in advance of an assassination attempt on rival Tupac Shakur was based on fabricated documents.
Do you have $30 to waste? Here's the perfect opportunity to spend it: A "No Bitchassness" shirt by Diddy. The word, created by Puff himself, is likely his greatest accomplishment — hence the immediate release of these T-shirts that surely nobody will wear in public.
The origin of "bitchassness" after the jump. CONTINUED »
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