The new issue of Blender features a Britney Spears cover photo that we can immediately tell is fake. Just to be sure, however, Blender confirmed the picture was a composite: "That, sadly, is not [Britney's] body." Well, we didn't see any Cheetos residue on her fingers, so that was a dead giveaway.
Inside, the mag launches into a detailed account as to how America's sweetheart turned into a tabloid disaster. We've heard most of this before, but the most disturbing portion of the article focuses on Sam Lutfi, Britney's trusted "confidante" and only friend.
Danny Haines, who now has a restraining order against Lutfi, talked to Blender about his former relationship with Britney's right-hand man. Throughout their friendship, which began on MySpace (like all solid, stable relationships do), Lutfi exhibited the rumored behavior that makes everyone else so nervous about his role in Britney's life.
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Greasy African export and marginally famous musician JR Rotem's notorious interview with Blender seems relevant enough to someone that they've e-mailed us about it months after it was published. And because it's a slow day, let's have another look.
Besides becoming privy to the back-story of one of the tritest producers in music, you will also learn fascinating details about Rotem's sexual exploits with Britney Spears. And aren't we relieved to know that "this nigga" is getting "all kind of pussy"?
Well, they say that's the first step, kid.
When not even Dennis Publishing—the brains and raging hormones behind Maxim, Stuff and Blender, above—can get you out of your bra and straddling the hobby horse, you're officially more punk than all the girls who think they're blowing people's minds by spitting in public. Now that the 60s are over, it's not really rebellious to throw around your sexuality, but it'll always be radical to say to jocks, "Fuck off, this is who I am."
There's Moore.
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What do you guys think of Paris' photoshoot? Hot? Trampy? Vacant? A poor Christina Aguilera imitation? I think she tries too hard on thses shoots. Those CFM (come f me) eyes just don't work for me. For whatever it's worth, she's better looking when she just does herself up for an event. I mean, she's still Paris, but it doesn't feel like she's in some sort of cheap lingerie catalogue. Or it usally doesnt, at least.
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