With CBS executives expressing an interest in having Drew Carey replace the big shoes left vacant by Bob Barker, the creative staff of The Price is Right is currently scrambling to create new games the bawdy author of Dirty Jokes and Beer might approve of. Thus far, their work has spawned Drinko; Do Something, Tough Guy! and Don't Puke.
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• You couldn't buy this dick a clue even if you used his entire gel budget. [DListed]
• Bob Barker goes out with class and tradition. We'll miss you, old man. [BWE]
• Who's Sophie Monk and why is monk such an unpleasant word to say? [HT]
• Darlene's pregnant! Call Aunt Jackie for some advice, kid. [ICYDK]
• Kathy Griffin was almost killed in a drive-by shooting. Even the Crips hate Kathy Griffin. [Yeeeah]
• Something with Paris Hilton. Who knows. [CityRag]
• OK, that explains the Cameron thing, but you've still not given us any idea as to why you dress like this. [DListed]
• She's coming at it more like frat house arrest. [Gawker]
• What's Bob going to do now that he can't fondle the Barker Beauties behind the Plinko board? [BWE]
• Rose McGowan's not yet fully wilted. [HT]
• A Rod is definitely a rod. [Jossip]
• Once and for all: she did "spread 'em." [Yeeeah]
• More fallout from the Paris decision. [ICYDK]
• Bruce Willis says he has smoked pot in the past. Weird. I would have thought he liked yippie-kay-yayo, motherfucker. [CityRag]
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