• A live feed of puppies playing and sleeping in a box. It's one of the most adorable things we've ever seen. [DListed]
• Lisa Rinna admits to having too much work done on her face. Get out of town! Really? [INO]
• Helloooo Kate Hudson's brother. [ICYDK]
• Since when did Paris Hilton start morphing into Rebecca Romijn? [PS]
• An airline passenger was duct-taped to her seat after slapping a flight attendant on the rear and pulling a blind person's hair. Amy Winehouse? Is that you? [Yeeeah]
• Some bizarre photos of Lindsay Lohan from who knows when. [HT]
AT LEAST SOMEONE IS ADMITTING IT "Courteney Cox has a confession: She's had Botox, and she didn't like it! 'Botox? I think it's fantastic and also horrible,' she tells November's Marie Claire."
Do you ever have to stop reading an article just halfway into it for fear that you're going to begin weeping all over the keyboard (or the newsprint for you nanas and pop-pops)? It happens to us at least once a day, but this one we clicked away from in record time:
Dr. Donald Richey, a dermatologist in Chico, Calif., has two office telephone numbers: calls to the number for patients seeking an appointment for skin conditions like acne and psoriasis often go straight to voice mail, but a full-time staff member fields calls on the dedicated line for cosmetic patients seeking beauty treatments like Botox.
Dr. Richey has two waiting rooms. The medical patients’ waiting room is comfortable, but the lounge for cosmetic clients is luxurious, with soft music and flowers.
And he has two kinds of treatment rooms: clinical-looking for skin disease patients, soothing for cosmetic laser patients.
“Cosmetic patients have a much more private environment than general medical patients because they expect that,” said Dr. Richey, who estimated that he spent about 40 percent of his time treating cosmetic patients. “We are a little bit more sensitive to their needs.”
Like airlines that offer first-class and coach sections, dermatology is fast becoming a two-tier business in which higher-paying customers often receive greater pampering.
That's right: A growing trend in dermatology is to subjugate people with SKIN CANCER in favor of Botox recipients! And the doctors doing this apparently aren't at all ashamed of what disgusting voids they are!
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"I don't know why women do Botox," actress Julianne Moore told Britain's Observer, a quote which was promptly picked up by international media and formulated into a full blown news item, as these things often are. "You are not going to look the same as you did at 25. What are you going to do about it?" This, from a woman pictured like this:
Nicolette Sheridan has not improved with age.
Let this be a lesson to you: Plastic surgery + botox + a tranny-like appearance = bad news. It's basic math.
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Which 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: "Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant"
Even though we've been pretty adamant about how ridiculous it is that this woman poisons her face into paralysis, when she strains to hint at emotion, we're somehow even more disturbed.
We excoriated Botox too soon. Apparently it can come in quite handy, specifically when one is a cruel villain intent on torturing children.
A working forehead isn't required here. In fact, Kidman's resemblance to some sort of demented Barbie doll actually works in her favor.
When will these idiots realize that, to good people, shooting poison into one's face so that it becomes immobile is much, much less attractive than having wrinkles?
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