You may not know this, but 15-year-old Miley Cyrus is nuts! She's always doing really wild things like getting porcelain veneers and making YouTube videos, living a life of hedonism, whimsy and Pixy Sticks. If you're thinking it must be hell on her long term relationships, you're right. "I’m too much to handle right now," Cyrus recently told Top of the Pops magazine. "I can’t be quiet and cute for boys – I have to be a bit crazy." Surely, anti-establishment quotes like those won't at all heighten the budding interest convicts have in little ol' Miley.