More pictures from the infamous W magazine photo shoot have hit the Web featuring a naked Angelina Jolie. Everyone is predictably going nuts about this entire thing, despite the fact that these are just pictures of a woman's breasts and behind. True, this woman happens to be the second coming of Mother Theresa, but this is a way bigger deal than it should be.

You can check them out here, you pervs (yeah yeah, we looked at them too).

And here it is: The "scandalous" photo of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one of her new babies on the cover of W magazine. If nobody would have made a big to-do about this in the first place, we wouldn't have looked twice at the picture.

GOOD NEWS FOR THE PERVS "It's true! Sources who've seen the photos confirm exclusively to Life & Style that Angelina Jolie really did pose for the cover story of W magazine while breast-feeding! 'Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding,' the source reveals to Life & Style. 'It's really beautiful and tastefully done.'"

Hi there. You see, up there? Those are two new ads for a certain good or service that consumers will soon be staring at. You might be wondering what the ads are for. This is a difficult thing to surmise because, thanks to our cropping, you cannot see the name of the brand or company these ads hope to promote. Also: It's hard to tell because the only thing you really see here is a pair of busty women nearly popping out of their shirts. So, take a guess what the ads are for. Hint: It is not for breast enlargement surgery. Hint 2: It's is not for Levi's, 'cause you know how those guys love to advertise their product by barely showing it.

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• Because we can't resist adorable animals. [DListed]

• The Brangelina clan has descended upon NYC. Everyone stock up on bottled water and batteries. [PS]

• Something's wrong with Jessica Simpson, besides the usual. [HT]

• Shia LaBeouf injured himself again. This kid has really bad luck. [INO]

• Can we please discuss how cute this celebrity child is? [ICYDK]

• Audrina Patridge's side boob. It's a slow news day. [Yeeeah]

ZELLWEGER SHARES OLD MEDICAL HISTORY "Renee Zellweger is speaking out about a breast cancer scare she had years ago. During a self examination in 1996, she tells Self magazine that she found two small lumps in her right breast and got them checked out. Zellweger later learned she had fibroadenomas (benign breast tumours)."

A Wal-Mart employee in Louisiana is in trouble with the feds for stealing a (technically) pornographic photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breast-feeding her child. There are just so many things wrong with this story, we don't know where to begin.

Jamie Lynn's fiance, Casey Aldridge, took your average I'm-a-new-teen-parent pictures on his digital camera and then ordered copies at his local Wal-Mart (of course), where one of the employees got a little too excited about a picture of a 17-year-old exposing her breast to feed a baby. This poses a problem for the creep because Jamie Lynn is a minor, and selling or buying pictures of this nature constitutes pornography. Oh, and then there's the whole issue of stealing Casey's photos.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't get your photos developed at Wal-Mart. Also, don't be a pedophile.

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FANCY SWISS RESTAURATEUR PLAYS IT CLOSE TO THE CHEST "The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother's milk. 'We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?' Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said. Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk."

This classy portrait (by David LaChapelle) of a topless Pam Anderson enjoying a relaxing spray-on tan was expected to draw up to $25,000 at Sotheby's Contemporary Art sale. We're curious as to what kind of person has 25 grand to spend on artwork yet also chooses to blow that money on a Pam Anderson piece.

The photo dates back to 2004, when Pam still wasn't relevant but well-known for her orange glow and huge boobs. You can see those in the uncensored picture below.

So it turns out Lindsay Lohan has a MySpace blog, and she's used it this time around to tell us she misses Samantha (complete with a frowny face) and take up for her 14-year-old sister Ali, who is facing one of the toughest battles: boob job rumors.

All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.

Interesting argument, Linds. So the reason Ali hasn't had a boob job is because of Dina's fine influence? Ha!

Ha! Yahoo's rundown of the Top 10 Scientifically Inaccurate Movies places the gory and gubernatorial Total Recall almost at the very top of the list. Turns out that that three-breasted woman and the baby stomach prophet were just the stuff of movie magic.

BOOBS OBSESSING OVER THE BOOBS OF BOOBS "Jessica Simpson, who was slammed this week by Pamela Anderson for wearing a T-shirt that said 'Real Girls Eat Meat,' has gotten her revenge on the former 'Baywatch' babe by beating her to the top spot in InTouch Weekly’s 2008 Best Breast poll. Simpson’s chest was followed closely by that of Tyra Banks, Scarlett Johansson, Carmen Electra, Lindsay Lohan and Katherine Heigl. Audrina Patridge’s very own 'Hills' earned seventh spot with Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox and Beyonce Knowles rounding out the Top 10."

Coldplay singer Chris Martin once equated boobs with eternal damnation:

…Martin revealed that he used to worry that he might be gay until he discovered he loved boobs. The 31-year-old stated that his strict Christian upbringing had caused him a lot of worry about his sexuality in his teens, as he was made to think that sex was wrong.

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NO SHAME FOR OLD MEN If you click here, you can see some pictures of Rod Stewart sucking his wife's right breast in public. They're both dressed completely in pink. It's quite odd.

MR HOLLAND'S LAP DANCE "Richard Dreyfuss … spent several hours at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Hell's Kitchen the other night, happily ogling the bare-breasted talent. 'He came in with a friend and was enjoying himself so much that when the friend left, he stayed on,' a spy said."

New rumor: George Clooney dumped cocktail waitress girlfriend Sarah Larson because she got a breast augmentation. If this is indeed the case, was Clooney's reaction acceptable? We say yes, because the surgery reveals an insecurity that can be hell on relationships. What do you think?

Good news for pig-headed men across the world: In an effort to keep her post-pregnancy rack, Christina Aguilera plans to continue breastfeeding her son, Max, until he has celebrated his second birthday. Xtina evidently "loves her fuller cleavage" and "wants to keep it as long as she can." Except replace "her fuller cleavage" with "all the male attention."

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You've got to hand it to jocks—they're very consistent bastards:

Yankee A-Rod drowned his sorrows over the team's loss to the birds last week at Baltimore's Hooters, and must have been so bummed that he dismissed a young fan who wanted his autograph.

"Excuse me, Mr. Rodriguez, may I please have your autograph?" the excited 10-year-old said to him.

The third baseman just mumbled, "Beat it."

He had two different words for the chesty waitress he bumped into as he left.

"Nice ass."