We have no explanation as to what the hell happened to Brendan Fraser that made him show up at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards looking like a homeless pedophile, but you can be sure this was not the choice of any of those children.

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• "You've got hate mail!" [Queerty]

• Marie Osmond is said to have faked fainting to attract sympathetic Dancing voters. Liar, liar, secret underwear on fire! [DListed]

• Twiggy's snapped off of ANTM. [EBG]

• What's independent or spirited about Zach Braff? [PS]

• Impossibly, someone's found a way to be worse than Victoria Beckham. [HT]

• Johnny Depp sports the Canadian tuxedo in London. [INO]

• John Cusack has signed on to play an angry, lovestruck American in China in a period drama. How exciting for fans of very specific story lines. [ICYDK]

• Brendan Fraser, please have some dignity. [Yeeeah]

• Anna Nicole Smith's last living child is not yet stricken with unbelievable grief and anger, but give it time. [CityRag]

• Tammy Faye's not doing so well. [DListed]

• Encino Man? More like Encino God. [BWE]

• Lohan's dad talks to the media more than he talks to her and people are still going, "I wonder why that little girl is so crazy." [Glitterati]

• Can you believe FHM put a girl with huge breasts on the cover again! [HT]

• Calum Best has a lot of secrets. The most important one being how the fuck he got me to know his name. [ICYDK]

• Paris' cell mate is not going to be a 250 lb rapist as was previously reported. [Yeeeah]

• This took too much time to compile. [CityRag]

• Don't worry Page Six, I can't believe that doofus gets laid, either. [Jossip]