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Bret Michaels might want to at least try to keep up the pretense that he's on a quest for true love (although not even those auditioning for a spot on the third season of his reality competition buy into the idea). Despite the fact that Rock of Love Bus starts filming next month, Bret claims to still be in love with season two winner Ambre Lake. We weren't aware he had genuine feelings for her in the first place, but we'll go with it:
I still love her. I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great. … The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music.
Basically, what's he saying is that he is in no way, shape or form ready for any type of serious relationship. So be sure to tune in next season!
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Good news, everyone! The fairytale romance between Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2, has come to an end, thus opening the window of opportunity for the leftover STD-ridden famewhores who have yet to be picked for a reality dating show.
So what went wrong after Bret "tried twice to find love by filling a mansion with gorgeous women and having them compete for his heart" (according to the press release)? Well, for starters, Bret admits that "there's no time for a relationship." Oh, well that explains it! Now can we pack it up and call it a day?
Evidently not, because a third season — Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels — is coming to assault your television sets next year, and this time the girls will be stuck on a bus for 30 days. Challenges will revolve around Bret's life on the road: "Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test."
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why my grandma should invest in a Tivo.
This is your hottest bachelor of the year, ladies and gentlemen. He narrowly beat out Bret Michaels, Bryan Spears and Brody Jenner for the title. Seriously.
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It's a sad day when a love connection from Rock of Love lasts longer than relationships from The Bachelor, but nothing surprises us anymore. Recent winner (loser?) of Bret Michaels' heart Ambre Lake took to her MySpace to clear up recent allegations that runner-up Daisy made implying she had come between the couple:
Listen, yes, Bret and I are definitely still dating. Daisy has no involvement with Bret and my relationship, therefore there is no validity to her statement. … And listen, there’s no ill will against Daisy. Everybody has the right to their own opinion.
All listening aside, it makes us sad that a Rock of Love contestant has one of the most coherent MySpace blogs we've seen as of late.
Apparently it's Joel McHale Day here at Mollygood, and we're OK with that because he trumps the Hogans/Spears/Lohans any day. Joel, who says he sometimes feels like he's "doing the Lord's work," gave an awesome interview with The A.V. Club where he provided many, many gems, chief among them this: "On Flavor Of Love, when a woman took a dump on the stairs, I mean, that's like J.R. being shot on Dallas, or like maybe the last episode of M*A*S*H. It's a milestone on television that's covered with chlamydia."
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• Lindsay Lohan "acting" on last night's season finale of Ugly Betty. [BWE]
• Daisy, Rock of Love 2 runner-up and argument against plastic surgery, has upgraded from Bret Michaels to Dave Navarro. Kind of. [DListed]
• Eva Mendes' rehab stint may have been part of the process of researching for a role. Sure. [INO]
• Terrence Howard needs to adopt Britney, Paris and Lindsay. [SH]
• Miley Cyrus is such a little slut. [OceanUp]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissed at a party in Cannes. Not sure why everyone is acting surprised. [People]
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "You're going to see some never-before-seen footage that you've never seen before." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
Bret Michaels, on why he always wears that damn bandanna:
My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they wont film me. They are like, 'Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.' It is my signature thing.
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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Do I think he made a mistake? Obviously. Like, hello … I'd be into me." — Kelly, The Bachelor
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "That's it, I'm done — D-U-N — with these people in here. And they're gonna see a whole new side of me that they haven't seen before." — Natalie, Big Brother
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I only arm-wrestle women. Pregnant women, usually." — Matt, The Bachelor
Everyone's favorite French whore is back, and this time the Rock of Love 2 castoff is teaching us her famous recipe for chocolate mousse — the same mousse she rubbed on her boobs during a competition to win Bret Michaels' heart. It's not so much educational as it is entertaining, and we would be on board for a regular series. Anything to hear Frenchie's sweet, sweet voice.
Last night's Bachelor premiere caught us by surprise and made us fall in love — with Stacey, the drunk porn star (that last part may or may not be true). Watch as she ruins Erin the hot dog vendor's one-on-one time with Matt and turns this entire show into an episode of Rock of Love.
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Watching Ambre and Kristy Joe tap dance was quite interesting. Ambre? Fantastic. Kristy Joe? It was like watching a monkey on crack." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
Joel McHale took a break from The Soup last night to visit Jimmy Kimmel Live and make us laugh for six minutes straight. … And then Bret Michaels had to show up and infect everyone.
Rock of Love 2 is one of our favorite shows on television right now, mainly because we have terrible taste. And also because of moments like this.
Daisy, the fish-faced skank who appears to be the front-runner in the race for Bret Michaels' heart, takes on the task of performing "The Star-Spangled Banner" for a bunch of veterans. Good idea, right? Except for the fact that she doesn't know the words to the national anthem, even when she's holding them up right in front of her. Also a problem? The self-proclaimed "aspiring singer" can't sing.
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