When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

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• Who inspires you to Rock the Vote: Christina or Madonna (or neither)? [PS]

• This is going to end well: Milo Ventimiglia is planning to propose to 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere. [INO]

• Matthew McConaughey's nephew, Miller Lite, leads a sad, sad childhood. [DListed]

• Everyone can rest easy: The great romance of the century, between Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, is still alive. [Yeeeah]

• We still have a girl crush on Carrie Underwood. [HT]

• Audrina Patridge gets paid $5,000 an hour (plus free booze) to hang out at clubs. Life's not fair. [ICYDK]

You'll never believe this: 22-year-old starlet – and Kanye West masturbatory fantasy – Megan Fox has decided to call off her engagement to fiancé Brian Austin Green, the 35-year-old successful actor turned unsuccessful rapper turned unsuccessful actor. According to a source, Fox, who will once again skyrocket to the forefront of chintzy directors' minds in next year's Transformers 2, has realized she is "too young" to marry someone whose career doesn't have the kind of heat hers does.

And because Bri Guy failed to seal the deal, no Optimus Prime money for him!

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BLOG! GLOW IN THE BLOG!

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How long until Megan Fox realizes what it means that her Milanese fashion show invites never ask her to bring her fiancé, Brian Austin Green? And when she does, what goes: the fashion or the passion?

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• I don’t wanna say anything, but maybe Kirsten Dunst should buckle down and visit a dentist. [WWTDD]

• Jessica Simpson is tired of being alone. Nick Lachey’s album sales, on the other hand, are not tired of his loneliness. [PopSugar]

• Don’t you worry about Stavros Niarchos, judging from this photo he’s managed to find a girl drunker than Paris. [Hollywood Rag]

• Keanu Reeves heard the scruffy look is in and finally got vindication for years of sporting the look. [JustJared]

• What, you don’t think you need to see Brian Austin Green being fondled by his girlfriend at lunch? For shame. [Drunken Stepfather]

• Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger’s scuffle was just a misunderstanding. A drunken, middle-aged, has-been misunderstanding. [The Bosh]