How, cute: He has his mother's eyes and his father's indifference to his mother.
• This is how our elected officials speak on national television. Fuck. It's like a Mad TV sketch. [BWE]
• Out of left (and possibly gay) field comes Jodie Foster (WTF?) to weigh in on Lindsay Lohan. [DListed]
• Bridget Moynahan's out with her new baby. 10 to one he's not wearing a "Supermodel" onesie. [ICYDK]
• Nowadays this is what passes for a country singer. Whatever happened to drinking and hurtin' and tusslin'? Fashion Weak strikes again.[INO]
• It would seem as if Jessica Simpson has forgotten that she's a talentless hack hanging on by a thread. [Yeeeah]
• "Hilarious Dog Videos!" What more do you need? [CityRag]
Gisele Bundchen, the impossibly insipid model girlfriend of new father Tom Brady, recently sent $1,000 worth of infant clothes to Bridget Moynahan, the mother of Brady's son. Among the expensive Petit Tresor pieces was this standout: "a onesie with the word 'supermodel' written across it." The onesie also had "passive aggressive bullshit" written all over it.
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Apparently Bridget Moynahan's still pretty upset with Tom Brady. So much so, in fact, that not even the notion that together they created a human life and are now on a journey greater than themselves can sate her.
The New England Patriots QB flew to Los Angeles by private jet last week for the birth of his son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan.
"Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time," says a West Coast spy. "Bridget would not see him herself."
But our source says: "He was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period. And she gave the baby her last name."
"[Tom] is waiting to find out when he can see the little guy again," says the snitch. "Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all."
What a bitter, resentful, overbearing and spiteful mother to be. Let us hope that this kid will be able to expel most of his anger – oh, there will be anger – on the football field, well before he discovers dating or competitive animal fighting.
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Yesterday Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady welcomed into their dysfunctional family an important new member, when an almost two weeks overdue Moynahan finally gave birth to Snoopy's face. There are no further details at this time.
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A Star cover's quotes of regret:
• "Ya'll crying-ass babies was mistakes!"
• "Ordering seven slices of radish was a huge mistake. Take away these five."
• "All them years of margs and sluts in sarongs was a mistake, baby."
• "We've got to fuck quietly so as not to awaken my lesbian wife, whom I mistakenly married believing she was straight."
Dear Star,
Are most of your exclamation points a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best,
Cord
If different parts of LA represented the stages of a woman's life, West Hollywood would be the slutty teenage years, Venice Beach would be college when she tries out dreads and kissing her Women's Studies classmate and Silver Lake is graduating undergrad and working for a couple years at a non-profit.
But, way out West, after she's traversed all that other terrain, a woman will find Santa Monica. Santa Monica is the time in a woman's life when she says fuck it, quits the non-profit, marries a producer, only eats avocado and goat cheese salads and drives the kids to private school in a Lexus. It's the sellout locale, which is why it sucks. But, that's also why it's the best place to be pregnant. The whole place feels like pregnancy: warm, sterile and expensive.
Good choice, Bridget.
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• Tori Amos is coming out with a new album. Based on the Bible, the blood running down her thigh and the word "shame" scrawled across her palm, I'm guessing some of the tracks might touch on religion. [PopBytes]
• Spears is in 'hab in LA. Who knew she was having any problems? [Jossip]
• Need a delicate way to say "Sorry you're sterile?" Hallmark's got you covered! [Gawker]
• Tom Brady's defense now scrambling after being hit with the old Hail Mary of crumbling relationships: "But, I'm pregnant." [NYP]
• Boatloads of expensive luggage was really only necessary when people traveled on boats. [JJ]
• If they get married—which they won't—she should probably take his last name. [ICYDK]
• Nicholas Cage is so weird he's cool. [ASL]
People is reporting that Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant with ex Tom Brady's child.
Though they split up last year, actress Bridget Moynahan and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady are expecting a baby together, Moynahan's rep confirmed to PEOPLE.
The pregnancy was first reported by the New York Post columnist Liz Smith. Moynahan, 35, who is over three months pregnant, is said to be "healthy and excited," the paper reports.
This will be the first child for both Moynahan and Brady. A rep for the New England Patriots had no comment.
…Brady, 29, has been romancing Brazilian-born supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 26. The new couple, who a source told PEOPLE started dating just before Christmas, are in Paris over the weekend.
Life's hard enough with one mother who can be found scantily clad at the touch of a button. Throw in a second mom whose job is to be desirable (NSFW), and you're setting that kid up for a lifetime of mean jokes and false friends. Tom better teach him how to fight.
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