There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.

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• A reason to love New York City's subway system. [CityRag]

• Amy Winehouse punched someone for the third time in less than two weeks. At this point, it's just humorous. [Yeeeah]

• Why is Jessica Alba sucking up to Justin Timberlake? [INO]

• More proof Steve Carell is a good guy. [PS]

• Denise Richards' neighbors are trying to force her out due to the media circus brought about by her reality show. Also, because she's a miserable shrew. [ICYDK]

• Always wanted to see Brigitte Nielsen get plastic surgery? No? Well, too bad. [DListed]