Does anybody remember Brittany Murphy? Apparently she's still getting acting jobs. Don't ask us why. Production of her latest movie, Across the Hall, is reportedly coming along quite swimmingly. And by "swimmingly" we mean "terribly."
Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting 'like a diva,' said one insider. 'She's extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She's so hot and cold, you never know.' According to our sources, Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed.
Another issue is Murphy's ever-present oddball husband, Simon Monjack, who lurks around the set and intervenes so much that producers had to call a meeting to discuss how to deal with him.
We can't fault Brittany for demanding her diagonally-sliced PB&J sandwiches sans crust. We did the same thing. When we were 5.
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…refusing an interview with one gossip-magazine reporter, [Brittany Murphy placed] her hand gently on the girl's arm and [intoned], "Not for that magazine. Your magazine HURT. MY. LIFE."
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