• Say hello to Hugh Hefner's potential new girlfriends. [Yeeeah]
• Bad Idea No. 7219: Someone is bringing 10 Things I Hate About You to the small screen. [INO]
• Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief: Brody Jenner has found The One. For this month. [ICYDK]
• Beyonce shocks the world by admitted she married Jay-Z. And by "shocks" we mean "bores." [PS]
• Suri Cruise is learning how to run away from her creepy parents. Good for her. [DListed]
• Britney Spears wears a bra out in public. Progress! [HT]
What's that tattoo hovering precariously above Brody Jenner girlfriend/Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole's crotch?
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This is your hottest bachelor of the year, ladies and gentlemen. He narrowly beat out Bret Michaels, Bryan Spears and Brody Jenner for the title. Seriously.
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Brody Jenner, all-American toy, has inked a deal with MTV to star in Bromance, a reality series that will follow The Hills monkey as he, and we fucking quote, "auditions a group of dudes to fill his 'bro' vacancy."
Each week, losing contestants will be booted from Bromance's bachelor pad in a "hot tub elimination ceremony," until the ultimate broham has been chosen to fill the spot of Jenner's ex-best broseph, Spencer Pratt.
Of course, twee ponce Ryan Seacrest is producing the massive mistake and laughing all the way to the munchkin bank where he gets his twinkle bucks. Sayeth the American Idol dildo, who doesn't at all enjoy the press speculation about his sexuality: "I can speak from experience — girls can come and go, but a 'bromance' can last forever." Let's hope not.
The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and I admittedly couldn't bring myself to sit through the hours-long crapfest. Just by looking at the pictures (after the jump), it's obvious I didn't miss much.
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The Hills cast celebrated hanger-on Frankie Delgado's birthday last night in Las Vegas, and the event's pictures speak a thousand words … kinda. Here's what we've gathered: Audrina is back with Justin Bobby (!!!), there's still tension between Audrina and the duo of LC/Lo, Brody is still stringing Lauren along, and Stephanie Pratt is taking full advantage of her fake fight with Speidi. Oh, and Lo is still awesome.
Did we leave anything out?
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Bruce Jenner, the seemingly nice guy who married into the ungodly Kardashian family, has some words of wisdom for his son Brody: Be wary of the company you keep. We're assuming he knows from experience.
Frankie [Delgado]'s a very bad influence. And before that, it was Spencer. He's been brought down by all his friends. It's not really him. He's a homeboy.
Speaking of not acting like yourself, should a 58-year-old man really be saying "homeboy"?
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You would think after the media overload of all things Hills-related, WireImage could get Lo Bosworth's name right. It's not like we don't see the cast more than our own family members.
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Coachella banished hippies from this year's festival but still allowed all of these tools to partake in the action. Life isn't fair.
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American Idol loser Michael Johns seems to unfortunately be the latest addition to Hollywood's incestuous social circles, as evidenced by his appearance at a Kanye West tour party last night in Hollywood along with America's favorite D-listers.
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Brody Jenner, raffle prize and little else, has declared he supports Barack Obama for President. "[Obama's] just cool!" Jenner told E! last night. "I mean, he’s young and I think people would take us more seriously with Iraq and everything … " Informed!
You know he's only doing this because Heidi said she liked McCain.
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Hey, ladies, opportunity knocks! Are you willing to quash your dignity like Hayley Duff there and let a cute boy ignore you until he's ready to have loveless intercourse with your body? If you whimpered yes, you can enter now to win a date with Brody Jenner. He's handsome, kinda sorta famous for something and he's got the word "bro" in his name, so you know he parties. If you win the date, you also get a new outfit and the chance to ride in a real limo. It'll be like prom but even sadder (and probably more juvenile). Good luck and get a life!
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Lauren Conrad's collection debuted at LA Fashion Week last night, and LC had the support of all the usual suspects — and some surprises.
The crowd featured Lauren's family and friends, including Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Stephen Colletti, Dieter Schmitz, Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado — and Kristin Cavallari.
Kristin, who arrived wearing a Lauren Conrad original, said she and her former nemesis have been on good terms for a long time: "It's the magazines that like to make us look like [enemies]. I thought this would be a good way to support her and clear the air."
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We'll go ahead and admit it: We are obsessed with The Hills. And MTV's latest promo for Season 3's bonus episodes is pretty awesome, if you forget for a couple minutes that the entire thing is fake.
Fancy phones, corporate sponsorship, giants, war heroes, stars and stripes, football, sunny days, television, crowds and brotherly love. God bless America!
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The road to sobriety is a long and winding one, and liquor stores and bars dot the serpentine path. Perhaps unsurprisingly, those roadside attractions occasionally prove too tempting for Hollywood's most freckled alcoholic Lindsay Lohan.
The "I Know Who Killed Me" star knocked back "at least two" vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn…
Lohan, who checked out of a Utah rehab center in October, downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality "star" Brody Jenner, sources tell us.
"Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail," says a friend, attempting to explain. "People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was."
Redundancy aside, can one "overexaggerate" how dangerous it is for the recently relapsed Lohan to be drinking vodka with assholes? We hope so.
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OMG, you guys! Did you see season finale of The Hills last night? We intentionally did not, but we read the recap and, besides sounding increasingly fake, the show also seems poorly written and boring.
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Even famous guys can't get away with some things and this face proves it. What this face does not prove – but does slightly hint at – is that this sour girl is only 20. (We're sure she's drinking just ginger ale.) Well done, Brody.
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